Random musings

[Freed Roger]

Paint can openers are the best bottle openers. Is that why I always drink beer when I paint?

[wart57]

Being the only male living in a house with 5 females is a very difficult thing to do.
I am scared to death to see what the teenage years will bring to my house if the turmoil level is this high when my girls are 9, 6, 4, and 2. I may be working late a lot...

[Molly]

Being the only male living in a house with 5 females is a very difficult thing to do.
I am scared to death to see what the teenage years will bring to my house if the turmoil level is this high when my girls are 9, 6, 4, and 2. I may be working late a lot...

Let mrs. wart handle the boyfriends. One of my former bosses is an ex-marine. He told me his daughter's boyfriends were more afraid of his wife then him

[wart57]

Being the only male living in a house with 5 females is a very difficult thing to do.
I am scared to death to see what the teenage years will bring to my house if the turmoil level is this high when my girls are 9, 6, 4, and 2. I may be working late a lot...

Let mrs. wart handle the boyfriends. One of my former bosses is an ex-marine. He told me his daughter's boyfriends were more afraid of his wife then him

Mrs. Wart will destroy any boy who messes with one of her girls, she would make a momma grizzly look like a fluffy bunny compared to her.

[lukethedrifter]

Apparently I intimidate my daughter's boyfriend and the boys in general. I certainly don't try to but I'm not trying to be their friend either.

[Freed Roger]

Apparently I intimidate my daughter's boyfriend and the boys in general. I certainly don't try to but I'm not trying to be their friend either.

That is wise.

I probably shared this tale: my daughter when she was soph in HS brought 2 dudes over to hang and extend there night out. It wasnt late-maybe 11pm but my wife had already zonked out and I was fading in and out. I heard commotion in the basement that perked me up. Then I hear daughter say "guys stop!" and I charge down there and say "WHAt the [expletive] is going on!?" and then I look around and nothing is going on. They are all in opposite ends of the room. The dudes were jacking around with my Orlando Pace Marshall Faulk bobbleheads.

They were bewildered, and no sense of guilt. I did an "Ok then..carryon...," and went back upstairs.

No regrets. They needed to see me as a loose cannon

[lukethedrifter]

I'm just nice to them.

[wart57]

I don't know if I will ever be able to be nice to any boy who wants to hump my girls.
I fear for poopies boyfriend, I will probably have to save him from her.

This will be her...

[IMADreamer]

I want to punch a donkey today. Just walk right up to one and punch it. Not literally, but it's how I feel.

[stlouie_lipp]

Lays Wavy are better than Ruffles.