The Asshat Thread

[sighyoung]

The Indiana GOP state representative resigns after accidentally sending a sexually explicit video of him cheating on his wife to his entire phone contact list. http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/indiana ... acts_list/

[Radbird]

After news of the mass-texting began to circulate, Representative Jud McMillin (R) claimed that his “phone was stolen in Canada and out of my control for about 24 hours. I have just been able to reactivate it under my control. Please disregard any messages you received recently. I am truly sorry for anything offensive you may have received.”

Just when you thought......

Truly amazing.

[Freed Roger]

blame Canada

[MrCrowesGarden]

look how punchable this mother [expletive]'s face is:

This turd said two weeks ago he would reduce the price of Daraprim from $750 a pill to something more affordable.

Now, it's $900 a pill.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

look how punchable this mother [expletive]'s face is:

This turd said two weeks ago he would reduce the price of Daraprim from $750 a pill to something more affordable.

Now, it's $900 a pill.

The only thing these pricks learned from Obama's bailout of Bush's financial meltdown was they could get away with it.

You want this sh*t to change? Elect people who will treat these sociopaths like the criminals they are.

[ThatGuy]

The Indiana GOP state representative resigns after accidentally sending a sexually explicit video of him cheating on his wife to his entire phone contact list. http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/indiana ... acts_list/

Perfect example of why I laugh when people talk about same-sex marriage and how it's ruining such a sacred institution. This guy and others like him have been doing a great job by themselves.

[MrSaigon]

look how punchable this mother [expletive]'s face is:

This turd said two weeks ago he would reduce the price of Daraprim from $750 a pill to something more affordable.

Now, it's $900 a pill.

The only thing these pricks learned from Obama's bailout of Bush's financial meltdown was they could get away with it.

You want this sh*t to change? Elect people who will treat these sociopaths like the criminals they are.

I think it's going to take campaign reform before we can do that. Hillary has so much GD Wall Street money. One of the Google guys is trying to hack Hillary into office. Everyone's favorite socialist, Heir Obama himself, had a big wad of Wall Street dollars and a cabinet with featuring prominent Goldman Sachs components.

Our congress, which is probably where you'd want to start anyway, spends half their time raising funds.

[Freed Roger]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /73867150/
Woman Sues her young nephew for this:

...her then-8-year-old nephew, excited to see her arriving at his birthday party, jumped into her arms, causing her to fall and break her wrist...

When he spotted Connell, he dropped his new bicycle on the ground and ran toward her calling out, “Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen.”

“All of a sudden he was there in the air, I had to catch him and we tumbled onto the ground,” Connell testified. “I remember him shouting, ‘Auntie Jen I love you,’ and there he was flying at me.”

, the boy, now 12, appeared confused as he sat with his father in a courtroom in Bridgeport, the state’s largest city, the paper reported. The boy’s mother died last year

[GeddyWrox]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /73867150/
Woman Sues her young nephew for this:

...her then-8-year-old nephew, excited to see her arriving at his birthday party, jumped into her arms, causing her to fall and break her wrist...

When he spotted Connell, he dropped his new bicycle on the ground and ran toward her calling out, “Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen.”

“All of a sudden he was there in the air, I had to catch him and we tumbled onto the ground,” Connell testified. “I remember him shouting, ‘Auntie Jen I love you,’ and there he was flying at me.”

, the boy, now 12, appeared confused as he sat with his father in a courtroom in Bridgeport, the state’s largest city, the paper reported. The boy’s mother died last year

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! WOW that is bad!

[Maclowery]

I wish I could send her an offer for a free drink at my work, and then dump it on her head. Unfortunately, she'd sue me.