Random musings

[JackofDiamonds]

Anything under 3 minutes and you're golden.

[heyzeus]

I'm wearing new shoes today and the soles are all slippery. I almost busted my ass on the linoleum at work.

[Molly]

I'm wearing new shoes today and the soles are all slippery. I almost busted my ass on the linoleum at work.

Put a couple of small strips of duct tape on the soles.

[IMADreamer]

in the last four years five people on my street have died. There are only 6 houses here.

Time to move

You're assuming that Dreamer isn't the cause of death. He does keep talking about how much he likes the solitude at his cabin...

I do like solitude, but except for one I do like my neighbors. Everyone is older by about 25 years and they are all quiet and keep to themselves. We wave when we see each other out but that's about it. It's perfect. I dread the thought of new people moving in.

[Jocephus]

winamp is the best music player

[Secret Weapon]

rant: the "social experiment" and exploit a homeless person for clickbait youtube videos.

rave: this video mocking them

[slide_into_first]

Whenever I read something with mistaken grammar, I can tell if the person is uneducated, didn't proofread, or didn't know that autocorrect was wrong.

[Jocephus]

man, taking a big crap that makes you feel like you lost 5 pounds is invigorating

[heyzeus]

winamp is the best music player

it really whips the llama's ass.

[tlombard]

I just realized that I have a big problem with some southern rednecks. I just saw a picture of a truck full of guys and tons of American and Confederate flags. Eff that. You can't have it both ways. The Confederacy was meant to replace the American government and wanted out. You can't play both on both teams. Pick one or the other jerk face.