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[stlouie_lipp]

Well, for one, I'd say it looks absolutely terrible.

Yeah, but I'm guessing that shower scene will be worth a look.

[Bo Hart]

Well, for one, I'd say it looks absolutely terrible.

Oh my god, the "turn up music really loud in my headphones" torture was eye-rollingly cringeworthy.

[Maclowery]

Out of sick curiousity, lipp, I re-watched the entire trailer (this was very difficult).

Odds are you will be more satisfied with 4 minutes on pornhub for a more fulfilling shower scene, and then gnawing your own fingernails off after dipping them in ghost pepper powder than you will be watching this movie.

[stlouie_lipp]

Out of sick curiousity, lipp, I re-watched the entire trailer (this was very difficult).

Odds are you will be more satisfied with 4 minutes on pornhub for a more fulfilling shower scene, and then gnawing your own fingernails off after dipping them in ghost pepper powder than you will be watching this movie.

lol

The best (worst) part of that trailer is the "chocolate with SPRINKLES!" line. The dark haired girl is the wife of the writer/director/producer Eli Roth. That's Hollywood.

[go birds]

Hate to be that guy, but you guys are familiar with eli roth right?

Ill watch the hell out of this movie. and not because of the boobs. but also because of the boobs.

[Vidor]

^Yeah, this looks like classic Eli Roth, toplessness and gore. I liked "Cabin Fever". But I dunno if I want to see Keanu Reeves tortured for having the gall to have sex with two hot ladies.

[MrCrowesGarden]

"Spy" was really good. I'm guessing it'll be the funniest movie I see this summer.

[JoeMcKim]

Eli Roth will always be the Bear Jew to me.

[Famous Mortimer]

I don't know what to make of this:

NSFW

Man in "will probably have sex if two impossibly hot women throw themselves at him" shocker.

Nice to see Eli Roth directing again though. I liked "Cabin Fever" a lot.

[Maclowery]

Holy crap, Jurassic world made half a billion worldwide in one weekend