Random musings

[Schlich]

People who [expletive] about "moist" being the worst word in the world are a thousand times worse than the word itself.

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[HardcoreCardsFan]

??? I have never heard anybody say that before.

[MrCrowesGarden]

You are lucky. I used to work with a woman who would turn into a six-year-old any time somebody said moist.

"EWWWWW!!! Gross!!! "

[haltz]

having a great jerk store retort ready to go and then having the thread edited and locked sucks

A customer told me this recently

L'esprit de l'escalier or l'esprit d'escalier ("staircase wit") is a French term used in English for the predicament of thinking of the perfect retort too late.

The French have a phrase for god damn everything.

[Jocephus]

i always come up with good zingers after ive been pwnd

[IMADreamer]

People who [expletive] about "moist" being the worst word in the world are a thousand times worse than the word itself.

Those people are [expletive]. Which is apparently so dirty it's censored here. lol

[Jocephus]

finches

[The Third Man]

That reminds me: Don't take the middle two of four open seats at a bar. Also, when you stop spending money, get the [expletive] up. Go to Starbuck's. You're ruining lives.

As somebody who works at a restaurant literally next door to a Starbucks: God yes. I had a table of two get pissed on Mother's Day that they couldn't have a booth. Like, Jesus, have some common sense.

[Maclowery]

Corollary: Saving a barstool for a soon-to-arrive friend, coworker, date, or foreign dignitary is fine assuming it is for a short period of time, and said customer only has to deal with a handful of people turned away from the seat. It is unacceptable during Thursday happy hour, the best hour of the entire week, more than 5 minutes before the missing party's arrival. And the bartender is not being a dick for disallowing it.

[stlouie_lipp]

On Sundays, and only on Sundays, the water to my shower is super hot. I have to turn it nearly all the way to cool to take a shower.