Top 5 Dumbest Things Going on This Forum

[Jocephus]

bread threads

[heyzeus]

1. Lack of new threads
2. That time Michael got rid of signatures and all our awesomest zingers went away
3. I've been logged in to Flashchat for 83 hours now. So lonely.
4. Lack of drunk doc latenight posts
5. Jim leaving just when the season started
6. Still waiting on that Mo Q+A
7. STILL WAITING ON THAT HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE REVIEW, YOU [expletive] DESERTER G. KEENAN
8. I forgot what 8 was for
9. for a lost God
10. Social is like a graveyard of old threads. MORE SOCIAL, [expletive]

[go birds]

How the hell has wart not been listed yet?










(i kid)

[wart57]

Me.

You [expletive] beat me to it go birds!

[sighyoung]

So many good ones already taken, so I'll add to what hasn't been said:
4. The reflex to reply to posts with a Youtube clip of some song no one's cared about in 30 years

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

This thread.

[JackofDiamonds]

This thread.

Bwahahaha

[Famous Mortimer]

6 - That time everyone had a hot take about David Spade.

What idiot would do that?

[heyzeus]

I come here for David Spade news, and merely tolerate all the yammering about baseball.

[33anda3rd]

1. Tulo acquisition theories
2. Cubs hysteria (Luhnow Good, Hoyer Bad. Astros On The Rise, Cubs Horrible Cheaters)
3. Chicago hysteria (Chicago rant thread about how bad Chicago is by people who don't live in Chicago, but when we talk St. Louis and someone talks of how that city has demonstrably fallen on its face the last century, then by gosh people who don't live in St. Louis need to mind their own business.)
4. There are threads for gin and whiskey but not for amaro.
Number Five....

[SHOW]

The lack of support for JoD's spoiler formatting suggestion, in a TV thread that is far too long and could use such a thing.