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haltz wrote:That reminds me: Don't take the middle two of four open seats at a bar. Also, when you stop spending money, get the [expletive] up. Go to Starbuck's. You're ruining lives.
Amen. And on a similar note, don't take the middle urinal of three if you are the first to arrive.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:
haltz wrote:That reminds me: Don't take the middle two of four open seats at a bar. Also, when you stop spending money, get the [expletive] up. Go to Starbuck's. You're ruining lives.
Amen. And on a similar note, don't take the middle urinal of three if you are the first to arrive.
Maybe you like to be flanked.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:
haltz wrote:That reminds me: Don't take the middle two of four open seats at a bar. Also, when you stop spending money, get the [expletive] up. Go to Starbuck's. You're ruining lives.
Amen. And on a similar note, don't take the middle urinal of three if you are the first to arrive.
Trying to come up with a practical reason why this is a problem.

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George Costanza was a stall man, and I really think he was on to something.

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ghostrunner wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
haltz wrote:That reminds me: Don't take the middle two of four open seats at a bar. Also, when you stop spending money, get the [expletive] up. Go to Starbuck's. You're ruining lives.
Amen. And on a similar note, don't take the middle urinal of three if you are the first to arrive.
Trying to come up with a practical reason why this is a problem.
Given the choice, the amount of separation between your dong and a strangers - closer or further?

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having a great jerk store retort ready to go and then having the thread edited and locked sucks

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Getting to decide who has the last word in a thread is fun.

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Getting to decide is not the same as deciding.

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so there is a jurrasic themed blizzard

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