Random musings

[cardsfansince82]

I laughed really hard at that "Legalize Marinara" bumper sticker.

[The Third Man]

So right now I have the stomach flu and this lovely strain features the most explosive diarrhea I've ever had in my life.

On a positive note I've lost 6 pounds in 4 days so maybe this can be the next diet craze to sweep the nation.

I got sick just in time for me to try and lose some more weight, solid foods are anathema to me so I just subsist on protein shakes. Already down three or four pounds. Jackpot!

[JL21]

Judging by the scent in my work's kitchen, someone is enjoying a fine fish and giraffe butthole curry.

[slide_into_first]

Golden Spoon toasted coconut yogurt tastes like Ted Drewes.

[cardsfansince82]

It seems a little in poor taste for a Joplin area radio station to call itself "The Twister".

[MrSaigon]

I'm tired of every boast being called a humble brag.

[MrCrowesGarden]

Just had a former coworker who moved from Central Nebraska to San Diego this week. She basically turned into a 5 year old on Facebook when she saw the calamari on her plate. Hope you realize there's more than just cows in SoCal...

[lukethedrifter]

I think it's time to look into getting glasses

[heyzeus]

I had to explain to my three year old that the players on the Pirates are not actual pirates. I did this by getting him to acknowledge that the players on the Cardinals are not actual birds.

[stlouie_lipp]

I had to explain to my three year old that the players on the Pirates are not actual pirates. I did this by getting him to acknowledge that the players on the Cardinals are not actual birds.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why zeus is a partner in a big time law firm.