Random musings

[Schlich]

I'm not a racist, but [says extremely racist thing].

On a similar note

[docellis]

Someone got on a machine next to me at the gym blaring terrible music through her phone without headphones.

I was able to use disgusted, frustrated body language while doing cardio effectively enough to drive her away in less than 5 minutes. I never said a word. Eye contact, hand gestures only.

[Jocephus]

this chick i've been seeing for the last few weeks texted me last night saying she wanted to see other people, etc. i was kinda looking for a way out of it anyways so i just texted back "sounds good"

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

this chick i've been seeing for the last few weeks texted me last night saying she wanted to see other people, etc. i was kinda looking for a way out of it anyways so i just texted back "sounds good"

This is the best and most definitive yet civil 'breakup' story I've ever heard.

[heyzeus]

That was very reasonable. "Me too" would have been a nice, satisfying response too.

[cardsfansince82]

this chick i've been seeing for the last few weeks texted me last night saying she wanted to see other people, etc. i was kinda looking for a way out of it anyways so i just texted back "sounds good"

This is the best and most definitive yet civil 'breakup' story I've ever heard.

When keepin' it real goes right.

[heyzeus]

The 3yo looked me right in the eyes at dinner tonight and said "you're going to die." It was chilling. Even though he had no idea what those words mean.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Well, he has a point.

[heyzeus]

I didn't tell him he was wrong. Just that it's not a nice thing to say to someone. Also, the whole thing had a 6th Sense kinda vibe, which was problematic.

[redbirdjazzz]

I didn't tell him he was wrong. Just that it's not a nice thing to say to someone. Also, the whole thing had a 6th Sense kinda vibe, which was problematic.

My parents like telling the story of me, as a 3 year old, asking them for some possession of theirs. They refused to give it to me, and I apparently said that that was just fine, because I'd get it when they died. They'd had no idea I even knew what inheritance was.