Rave: The Onion

[pioneer98]

I just follow them on Twitter and check out certain things that look funny. I don't go there enough to hit the paywall.

Meet the puppeteer behind Blue Ivy

[pioneer98]

World On Alert: Has The American Ebola Outbreak Spread to Africa?

[Schlich]

2-Year-Old Never Thought He Would Live To See Giants Win World Series

[ghostrunner]

I just follow them on Twitter and check out certain things that look funny. I don't go there enough to hit the paywall.

Meet the puppeteer behind Blue Ivy

Jesus. They're killing me lately.

[pioneer98]

http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/f ... ce=twitter

“I’m the Renee Zellweger now. Jewel is the me now. There is no more Jewel.”
—Ellen Pompeo on succession

[pioneer98]

Number of users who actually enjoy using Facebook down to 4

“An exhaustive analysis of our data indicates that Facebook does indeed have a positive impact on the day-to-day lives of Susannah Brambrink of Milwaukee, Tom Peros of San Diego, Eugene Phipps of Albuquerque, and Karen Fairbanks of rural Missouri,” lead researcher John Elliott said. “But all other users—literally all of them—are overpowered by a deep, nameless sadness when exposed to the site, and apparently only visit it out of some sick, inexplicable compulsion bordering on masochism.”

Added Elliott, “As it turns out, the vast majority of human beings tend to become depressed when they see the past five years of their life summarized right there in front of them in a sad little timeline.”

In addition, more than three-quarters of users said they had “legitimately considered suicide” while watching politically charged arguments unfold in response to a Facebook post.

[New Pagodi]

Study: 83% Of Web Content Unfit For Human Consumption

[pioneer98]

RT if you see yourself in this photo!

[pioneer98]

I just now caught this, but back in August, Clickhole published the entire book of Moby Dick under the headline "The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World" by Ishmael.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/time- ... -chang-768

[pioneer98]

Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation of Wish