My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

[Jocephus]

i remember hearing about a mother/daughter porn team that was looking for a father/son combo to shoot a flick

[The Third Man]

I meant the schemers.

[cardsfansince82]

A coworker tried to set me up with her 19 yr old daughter recently.

-Uhhhh, you realize I'm 31 right?
-Yes
-.......

.............well?

I don't want no mediocre.

[lukethedrifter]

Do they think you're a 'nice boy' or do they know better?

[The Third Man]

Do they think you're a 'nice boy' or do they know better?

I know my mom certainly harbors no illusions about the fact that I drink, smoke (cigarettes or otherwise), and have a sex life.

[lukethedrifter]

So she doesn't know about the tree then?

[The Third Man]

She knows about the tree.

[heyzeus]

GRB will never let you forget something, and will give you [expletive] about it for the rest of your life.

In a good way!

[JackofDiamonds]

When you guys go out, you should order a Dr. Pepper to reinforce your intellectual and emotional maturity.

[Michael]

So is this going to happen or what?