My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old

[Jocephus]

stacys mom has got it going on

[JL21]

I can confirm third man's mom is hot.

Dammit, I wanted to say that.

Anyway, if you follow through with this, I think you should show up to your first date in a windowless van and offer her candy.

[Fat_Bulldog]

Yeah, and often say, "this is how us adults do things." "Get in."

[Michael]

More concerned about the ex-boyfriend(s) than the age. 7 years is nothing.

I don't know. In terms of maturity and life experience 7 years between 35 and 42 years old isn't huge. On the other hand, 7 years between 18 and 25 years old is pretty big. Perhaps she's mature for her age, it might be awkward.

Anyway, you're young. Go for it. If it's a horrible experience please post about it on GRB so we can laugh at your misfortune.

[Schlich]

Half your age plus 7. 25/2 + 7 =19.5. You're clear.

[thrill]

I dont see the issue. Date her. If she's too lame, stop dating her. Do sex together.

[slide_into_first]

You have to adjust for the age she started using drugs, so she's probably less mature than you think. I'd still try it, she's probably wise in things that matter.

[slide_into_first]

Pygmalion and Lolita type screenplays have been done but maybe the story is the person representing you goes through a character arc.

[JL21]

If it's a horrible experience please post about it on GRB so we can laugh at your misfortune.

This should be added to the guidelines.

[IMADreamer]

At 25 you are probably an adult. You probably know what you like, don't like, maybe even what you want to do for a living. You've at least got an idea of what it would look like if you figure it out. At 18, this girl doesn't have a freaking clue. She's still gotta do college, or some sort of career thing. That will change her. I don't know. 18 is damn young, with a lot of growing up to do.