RANT: Cheese

[Jocephus]

[Gashouse]

American Cheese is why terrorists hate us. Cheez Whiz is also satanic. They abominate something sacred worse than pornography could ever hope to. Nacho is marginally acceptable--especially if drunk. Otherwise, you're dead wrong.

Perhaps the most stereotypical bad-Portland behavior I have is, even if I know the answer, whenever I go to a burger joint I ask what kind of cheese they use and if they say 'American' I say 'yuk.' I'm trying to affect change, but so far not much has happened. You're not just spitting in the face of God's most wonderful gift to man--the cheeseburger, you're ruining, at many of these places, quite a good burger. I'm going to step my response up to 'why not just ejaculate on it?'

The answer to most non-dessert questions in the kitchen is cheese, and/or garlic, and/or onions.

I tolerate American cheese and prefer that to penis cheese on my cheeseburgers. Otherwise, I like this post.

[StL Dan]

What is wrong with people?

Cheese, sans fumunda, is one of the greatest foods ever. Provel and Blue being my favorites.

[heyzeus]

American Cheese is why terrorists hate us. Cheez Whiz is also satanic. They abominate something sacred worse than pornography could ever hope to. Nacho is marginally acceptable--especially if drunk. Otherwise, you're dead wrong.

Perhaps the most stereotypical bad-Portland behavior I have is, even if I know the answer, whenever I go to a burger joint I ask what kind of cheese they use and if they say 'American' I say 'yuk.' I'm trying to affect change, but so far not much has happened. You're not just spitting in the face of God's most wonderful gift to man--the cheeseburger, you're ruining, at many of these places, quite a good burger. I'm going to step my response up to 'why not just ejaculate on it?'

The answer to most non-dessert questions in the kitchen is cheese, and/or garlic, and/or onions.

Why do you hate America, and the God-given cheeselike product from whence it derives its name?

[docellis]

Havarti, aged white cheddar, gouda, aged cheddar of the yellow color, a cheese plate at a nicer (non bar) place might change your life. American cheese is disgusting. Processed cheese should be fed to farm animals, if you are that cruel. Cheeses are out there that can change your night (or day).

I hate cheese. Unless ....

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I like Kroger swiss cheese

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My wife eats Dalya almond cheese non dairy it isn't bad

[JackofDiamonds]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM&feature=kp][/youtube]

[Fat_Bulldog]

I had some amazing cheese sauce the other day on a brat covered in onions and with whiskey mustard. It was glorious.

[heyzeus]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM&feature=kp][/youtube]

If only there was some new way to post youtube clips.