The Official WTF Thread

[Joe Shlabotnik]

The jokes just write themselves with that suicide bomb story. Woohoo!

[Jocephus]

Torz Reynolds Slices Off Tattoo Of Ex-Boyfriend's Name, Mails Skin To Him (GRAPHIC PHOTO)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/1 ... ostpopular

dont worry you still have to click a button in the link to actually see it but...oh my...

[Molly]

Torz Reynolds Slices Off Tattoo Of Ex-Boyfriend's Name, Mails Skin To Him (GRAPHIC PHOTO)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/1 ... ostpopular

dont worry you still have to click a button in the link to actually see it but...oh my...

Brilliant. We broke up so I'm going to mutilate myself

[Vidor]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... lions.html

Danish Zoo Kills Young Giraffe, Invites Children to Watch It Be Chopped Up, Fed to Lions

The "Lars von Trier Zoo" is attracting a lot of bad pub. Jack Hanna is intervening in an effort to stop giraffe-killing.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... anish.html

[sighyoung]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... lions.html

Danish Zoo Kills Young Giraffe, Invites Children to Watch It Be Chopped Up, Fed to Lions

The "Lars von Trier Zoo" is attracting a lot of bad pub. Jack Hanna is intervening in an effort to stop giraffe-killing.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... anish.html

Pshaw. Didn't the workers at the Atlanta Zoo used to take home rabbits for dinner? http://www.nytimes.com/1987/10/05/us/at ... imals.html

[go birds]

I'm actually not really surprised by this:

Americans are enthusiastic about the promise of science but lack basic knowledge of it, with one in four unaware that the Earth revolves around the Sun, said a poll out Friday.

http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/6e ... 146611c372

[planet planet]

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[stlouie_lipp]

College Security Head Arrested For Jerking Off Into Co-Worker's Shoe

Joe Margis is the director of public safety for Concordia University in Chicago. Er, he was, that is, until a week ago, when he was arrested for ejaculating into the shoe of a female coworker in her campus office.

[go birds]

you get arrested for that?

[Jocephus]

it was a valentines gesture!