The Official WTF Thread

[Molly]

Class dismissed.

Did the students get an Incomplete?

[MrCrowesGarden]

Stepfather beats 1-year-old to death for stealing a piece of cake.

http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Homicide ... 59741.html

[go birds]

ugh

[Sutter'sBeard]

Brilliant.

Suicide Bomb Instructor kills 22 pupils when demo goes wrong.

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

That class was "the bomb". (dated dudumpa)

[Freed Roger]

ImaDreamer!
8 primo corvettes fall into sinkhole!

Of the eight cars that fell, six were donated to the museum by Corvette enthusiasts, and two are owned by the car's maker General Motors.

Among them were a 1962 Black Corvette, a 1984 PPG Pace Car, and a 1993 ZR-1 Spyder.

[wart57]

Brilliant.

Suicide Bomb Instructor kills 22 pupils when demo goes wrong.

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

I wonder what set him off?

[sighyoung]

Man with flowerpot on his head robs gas station with chainsaw.

[sighyoung]

Brilliant.

Suicide Bomb Instructor kills 22 pupils when demo goes wrong.

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

When the instructor asked his final question, his students' hands all flew up at once.

[sighyoung]

POP QUIZ!

[sighyoung]

Instructors usually grade on a curve, not a trajectory.