Rant/Rave: The internet

[go birds]

3M can you ask her if you can take a better pic of her eyebrows for your internet friends....maybe it was just a bad eyebrow day

[stlouie_lipp]

What's up with all you dudes acting like a) eyebrows are super important and b) eyebrows aren't constantly re-growing if they are screwed up.

Because a) I'm not able to go on a date with her and b) therefore, I need to nitpick.

[Freed Roger]

What's up with all you dudes acting like a) eyebrows are super important and b) eyebrows aren't constantly re-growing if they are screwed up.

Our hardwiring commands us to seek best possible mate that could produce kick-ass offspring. Yeah, I know- it's not overtly about reproducing - but with the primal consciousness, it is . And yes -I know, the hardwiring can get overridden by reality, such as feasibility and our own potential.

That said:
All we have to go by is the pictures. She looks like a cute gal on the surface. But the over-manicured eyebrows triggers a cognition of some sort of instability, that we wouldn't want to reproduce.

And since this is the internet, the part about the hardwiring getting overridden by reality does not factor.

In sum: on the internet Meh. In reality - Third Man would be doing more than ok.

[The Third Man]

I would be.

tl:dr, I got stood up more or less.

[Jocephus]

i knew those eyebrows would be trouble

[go birds]

she prolly reads grb

sorry for 'blockin' dawg

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

good because she's an ugly [expletive].

[Jocephus]

now that they've dissed one of our own i kinda want to re-interpret the pictures via mspaint

[go birds]

[Jocephus]

hah nice...hopefully i can get one made today