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freezing beer

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blah blah blah,

I put a beer in the freezer, forgot about it for like 10 minutes or seconds too long and it comes out a slushie.

[expletive] you, beer. Be more alcohol and less freezable.

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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:blah blah blah,

I put a beer in the freezer, forgot about it for like 10 minutes or seconds too long and it comes out a slushie.

[expletive] you, beer. Be more alcohol and less freezable.
Strain it and you get fortified beer.

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Senior year in high school sometimes we'd get beer during 1st period study hall and walk up into the local cemetery to drink it away from the prying eyes of the rest of the village we lived in. It was always at ZJ Brown's grave. One day it was so damned cold that the second we twisted the top from our Miller High-Life's the beer turned into that kind of slushie thing and expanding out of the bottle. We drank / ate it anyway.

I am sure ZJ has made sure we get a one-way ticket to hell BTW.

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At least it didn't bust. I remember a New Year's Eve in HS we'd gotten a ton of beer and malt beverages, we hid them all in a snow bank thinking we'd come back the next night and finish them. I think everything but the Mickeys had froze and busted. It was a huge disappointment and waste if alky.

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Joe Shlabotnik wrote:I am sure ZJ has made sure we get a one-way ticket to hell BTW.
or maybe ZJ was honored that you chose his grave site to drink your under age beers :lol:

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redbirdjazzz wrote:
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:blah blah blah,

I put a beer in the freezer, forgot about it for like 10 minutes or seconds too long and it comes out a slushie.

[expletive] you, beer. Be more alcohol and less freezable.
Strain it and you get fortified beer.

ice beer

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lukethedrifter wrote:
redbirdjazzz wrote:
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:blah blah blah,

I put a beer in the freezer, forgot about it for like 10 minutes or seconds too long and it comes out a slushie.

[expletive] you, beer. Be more alcohol and less freezable.
Strain it and you get fortified beer.

ice beer
Good point. It's not actually fortified with anything, but there's less water and a suddenly higher ABV.

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Diddy wrote:At least it didn't bust. I remember a New Year's Eve in HS we'd gotten a ton of beer and malt beverages, we hid them all in a snow bank thinking we'd come back the next night and finish them. I think everything but the Mickeys had froze and busted. It was a huge disappointment and waste if alky.
I love Mickeys

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TimeForGuinness wrote:
Diddy wrote:At least it didn't bust. I remember a New Year's Eve in HS we'd gotten a ton of beer and malt beverages, we hid them all in a snow bank thinking we'd come back the next night and finish them. I think everything but the Mickeys had froze and busted. It was a huge disappointment and waste if alky.
I love Mickeys
iirc I hate Mickey's. Sure, the bottle is cool but the malt liquor is terrible. Again, iirc.

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lukethedrifter wrote:
TimeForGuinness wrote:
Diddy wrote:At least it didn't bust. I remember a New Year's Eve in HS we'd gotten a ton of beer and malt beverages, we hid them all in a snow bank thinking we'd come back the next night and finish them. I think everything but the Mickeys had froze and busted. It was a huge disappointment and waste if alky.
I love Mickeys
iirc I hate Mickey's. Sure, the bottle is cool but the malt liquor is terrible. Again, iirc.
Oh it's bad, but it's my goto cheap beer...and after a few of the green grenades, you alright.

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