Raising babies "by the book"

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wart57 wrote:By the book always cracks me up. I have 4 girls as you all know - all four of them have been different in how they act and react to things. There is no book that could have worked for all 4 of them.
Yep.

Our twins couldn't hardly be more different.

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There is no [expletive] book for raising kids. If you need a book to raise your child, you are probably too [expletive] stupid to be procreating in the first damn place.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:There is no [expletive] book for raising kids. If you need a book to raise your child, you are probably too [expletive] stupid to be procreating in the first damn place.
Maybe they used a book for that, too.

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KyCardinalFan wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:There is no [expletive] book for raising kids. If you need a book to raise your child, you are probably too [expletive] stupid to be procreating in the first damn place.
Maybe they used a book for that, too.
In isn't that difficult - Insert rod "D" into slot "C" - repeat.

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wart57 wrote:
KyCardinalFan wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:There is no [expletive] book for raising kids. If you need a book to raise your child, you are probably too [expletive] stupid to be procreating in the first damn place.
Maybe they used a book for that, too.
In isn't that difficult - Insert rod "D" into slot "C" - repeat.
You have a very lucky wife wart.

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jim wrote:
wart57 wrote:
KyCardinalFan wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:There is no [expletive] book for raising kids. If you need a book to raise your child, you are probably too [expletive] stupid to be procreating in the first damn place.
Maybe they used a book for that, too.
In isn't that difficult - Insert rod "D" into slot "C" - repeat.
You have a very lucky wife wart.
I know, she does not know how lucky she is!

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Hey Wart, maybe C should stand for contraceptive going forward.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:Hey Wart, maybe C should stand for contraceptive going forward.
I think it stands for "cut off" going forward, new borns are great c**k blockers.

Trust me, no glove, no love for us going forward.

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a_smith wrote:
you should tell the sister in law
You should really get the kid some shots.

There is no credible reason not to have shots unless your niece has a weak immune system. So your sister in law is potentially harming her own child and she is harming those who have the weakest immune systems whose survival depends on the rest of us being vaccinated.

Just because I despise Jenny Mccarthy for helping people accept BS

http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/A ... /Home.html
I think that website is about as dumb as Michelle Bachman saying vaccines cause autism. I'm fairly certain there are risks associated with vaccines. The risks of not being vaccinated are just greater.

And, I'm just pissy because I was up all night with AW jr who had his 3rd round of immunization shots last night and by far the 3 worst days of his life have been the days he's gotten shots.

Of course, in the long run he's better off. But to imply that vaccinations are 100% without side effects or that people listen to Jenny McCarthy's medical advice is [expletive] stupid.

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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:
a_smith wrote:
you should tell the sister in law
You should really get the kid some shots.

There is no credible reason not to have shots unless your niece has a weak immune system. So your sister in law is potentially harming her own child and she is harming those who have the weakest immune systems whose survival depends on the rest of us being vaccinated.

Just because I despise Jenny Mccarthy for helping people accept BS

http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/A ... /Home.html
I think that website is about as dumb as Michelle Bachman saying vaccines cause autism. I'm fairly certain there are risks associated with vaccines. The risks of not being vaccinated are just greater.

And, I'm just pissy because I was up all night with AW jr who had his 3rd round of immunization shots last night and by far the 3 worst days of his life have been the days he's gotten shots.

Of course, in the long run he's better off. But to imply that vaccinations are 100% without side effects or that people listen to Jenny McCarthy's medical advice is [expletive] stupid.
really good point. bothers me when people suggest that there are no risks or that parents are plain stupid if they choose to avoid vaccinations. maybe some of them are scared of the bogeyman but most are just trying to do right by their children.
ftr, there was no doubt that we would have my daughter vaccinated

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