Please radio and television SHUT UP ABOUT

[haltz]

so popular we haven't even had time to set up a website!

That commercial airs constantly and I get irrationally angry every time I hear this absurd sentence.

[Mary1966]

Prince George Alexander Louis vs. North West, Suri Cruise, Blue Ivy, et al.: At least the names are decent. Now returning you to your regularly scheduled celeb news.

[heyzeus]

other than that stupid british baby, the only thing that comes close to bothering me this much is the dick commercials. I swear to god every time a radio spot talks about how "it is so popular more women are ordering than men! so popular we haven't even had time to set up a website!"

All I can think of is how important dicks are to america. dicks. the commercials with the dual bath tubs is about dicks. the commercial with the dumbass who runs out of gas and has to get his horses out of the trailer to pull his truck is about dicks. dicks dicks dicks dicks. really? limp dicks are this important?

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[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

I wish the media would just shut up. Period. 95% of what they say is useless. As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to quit paying attention to it and only read stuff that you have to pay for as they do less stupidity and more content.

[lukethedrifter]

other than that stupid british baby, the only thing that comes close to bothering me this much is the dick commercials. I swear to god every time a radio spot talks about how "it is so popular more women are ordering than men! so popular we haven't even had time to set up a website!"

All I can think of is how important dicks are to america. dicks. the commercials with the dual bath tubs is about dicks. the commercial with the dumbass who runs out of gas and has to get his horses out of the trailer to pull his truck is about dicks. dicks dicks dicks dicks. really? limp dicks are this important?

I'm not sure how much you understand about evolution but, yes, dicks are important.

[docellis]

It takes more than dicks to continue the evolutionary arc and the other thing it takes is almost never mentioned on television. And I would be fine if dicks weren't either.

[JackofDiamonds]

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[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Here's what I find weird.

Even after becoming sterile women can still have sex, though their body has gone through a change.
Men never become sterile, don't go through a change, yet can't have sex.

I don't understand. The women in these commercials are just as old, but look like they can outperform their mates any day of the week. WTF, guys. How does this happen?

[lukethedrifter]

so popular we haven't even had time to set up a website!

That commercial airs constantly and I get irrationally angry every time I hear this absurd sentence.

We can't keep the warehouse stocked!!!

[wart57]

Here's what I find weird.

Even after becoming sterile women can still have sex, though their body has gone through a change.
Men never become sterile, don't go through a change, yet can't have sex.

I don't understand. The women in these commercials are just as old, but look like they can outperform their mates any day of the week. WTF, guys. How does this happen?

Payback for all those times when the wife has said “not tonight dear, I have a headache.”