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[Jocephus]

To add I my previous post about jizz, I forgot to mention how uncomfortable that scene was, not because they argued about jizz for 5 minutes, but because there were two children sitting next to me.

It was alarming how many parents brought they kids to see This Is The End. I'm talking 8 year old kids.

hopefully it went over their heads. although jizz is a funny word and easily passed around amongst giggly kids (i'm talking about the word, NSA watchdog)

[heyzeus]

To add I my previous post about jizz, I forgot to mention how uncomfortable that scene was, not because they argued about jizz for 5 minutes, but because there were two children sitting next to me.

It was alarming how many parents brought they kids to see This Is The End. I'm talking 8 year old kids.

He Hate Me?

Eight year olds, dude.

Btw, saw This Is The End yesterday. The "jizz scene" was very popular with all the bros at the Alamo. It was funnyish. Mostly just grotesque. I think that's my review for the movie overall. "Funnyish, but mostly just grotesque." I was hoping for a bit more clever, a bit less demons with boners.

[lukethedrifter]

hopefully it went over their heads. although jizz is a funny word and easily passed around amongst giggly kids (i'm talking about the word, NSA watchdog)

this book




was on my parent's bookshelf when I was a kid. So naturally, I called other kids dildo waaaaay before I had any idea what it meant.

[Jocephus]

you may have caused trouble luke

http://www.hulu.com/watch/281922

Announcer: And now, "The Life And Times Of Johnny Hildo". Part One: The Seventh Grade.

Johnny Hildo: Hi, guys!

Seventh Grader: Hey, Dildo!

Johnny Hildo: Uh.. that's "Hildo".. with an H.

Seventh Grader: Uh, yeah.. whatever.. Dildo!

[ they all laugh at him ]

Announcer: We continue with "The Life And Times Of Johnny Hildo". Part Two: The Twelfth Grade.

Johnny Hildo: Hi, Kristen! Uh.. will you go to the Homecoming Dance with me?

Kristen: Oh.. I already have a date, Dildo.

Johnny Hildo: [ pause ] Okay, I understand. Uh.. by the way.. that's "Hildo" - H-I-L-D-O. Hildo.

Kristen: Oh. Okay. Thanks, anyway, Dildo! [ runs off ]

Announcer: We continue now, with "The Life And Times Of Johnny Hildo". Part Two: The College Years.

Johnny Hildo: Uh, Mr. Wilson.. I was wondering if I could talk with you about the Sociology exam.

Mr. Wilson: Well, it's gonna be a tough one, Dildo.

Johnny Hildo: Yeah.. listen.. that's "Hildo", with a "Ha", not a "Da", okay?

Mr. Wilson: It sounds good, Dildo. But you'll have to excuse me, I've got a class to teach. [ enters classroom ]

Coed: [ passing through hall ] Hey, Dildo!

Black Male Student: [ passing through hall ] What's up, Dildo!

Black Female Student: [ passing through hall ] How you doing, Dildo!

Richmeister: [ passing through hall ] Dil-do-o-o-o-o!!

Johnny Hildo: My name is Hildo, alright! Hildo, dammit! Hildo-o-o-o-o!!

[ cut to newspaper headline: "Crazed Dildo Kills Seven" ]

[ cut to jail cell, Johnny Hildo being placed inside ]

Guard: Well, here's your new home, Dildo. Hope you like it. Hey, here's your new roommate.

Cellmate: What're you in for, Hildo?

Johnny Hildo: [ stunned ] Did you just call me "Hildo"?

Cellmate: Yeah. That's your name, isn't it?

Johnny Hildo: Yeah! But, my whole life..

Cellmate: Allow me to introduce myself.. [ extends hand ] ..I'm Larry. Larry Bagina.

Announcer: This has been "The Life And Times Of Johnny Hildo".

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91mhildo.phtml

[Vidor]

"It's pronounced ahs-WEE-pay!"

http://shelby.tv/video/hulu/40039046/ba ... night-live

[Jocephus]

"It's pronounced ahs-WEE-pay!"

http://shelby.tv/video/hulu/40039046/ba ... night-live

one of my favorites

[thrill]

Aw.
Yeah.

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[JackofDiamonds]

Does anyone raise a glass in greeting better than Leo?

[MrSaigon]

WTF happened to Matthew McGodDamnifIcanspellit? Did they run out of ladies for him to make airplane romcoms with?

[heyzeus]

Was that Coach as an FBI agent?