Rant: Golf

[jim]

You like fishing, your argument is invalid.

But you can drink beer, fish, and spend a day in truly amazing scenery.

In rivers/lakes that have like 90 million gallons of toxic chemicals in them.

Not the ones I fish in.

[jim]

Ok golfers, take a good look. There you are.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

You like fishing, your argument is invalid.

But you can drink beer, fish, and spend a day in truly amazing scenery.

In rivers/lakes that have like 90 million gallons of toxic chemicals in them.

Not the ones I fish in.

Ha. Where do you go again?

[stlouie_lipp]

Ok golfers, take a good look. There you are.

A very successful businessman getting ready to enjoy a round of golf at a great course. Not bad, not bad at all.

[jim]

You like fishing, your argument is invalid.

But you can drink beer, fish, and spend a day in truly amazing scenery.

In rivers/lakes that have like 90 million gallons of toxic chemicals in them.

Not the ones I fish in.

Ha. Where do you go again?

http://www.driftlessangler.com/photo-gallery

[jim]

Sports where the lowest score wins are whacked.

[Fat_Bulldog]

I [expletive] love golf.

[tlombard]

Our company golf tournament is coming up June 1 and I can't wait for it. I haven't been out on the course since the tournament last year so I'll probably have a horrible round golf wise but it will be a blast. Maybe not as much fun as the year that one of my idiot friends rolled the golf cart (with me in it) and then after it was over we stole another golf cart and piled four of us on it because we wanted to play more.

We didn't make it past the fourth tee box. A couple was sitting on their patio near the tee and the guy asked if his wife could hit a ball. They came over and the next thing you know the golf cart is in their back yard and we are drinking with them. Then two of the other guys took off on a tour of the neighborhood in the golf cart. While they were gone the other member of our group decided he was going to walk back to the clubhouse so the husband said he would just give him a ride. He left me there with his wife and then a couple of minutes later the other two were back and we were playing 2 on 2 basketball with her on the team opposite me and constantly trying to 'post me up' no matter who had the ball. The husband was gone for a good hour. I'm pretty sure they were swingers and he was hoping we would nail his wife. We probably should have. At one point earlier he told one of the other guys that fifteen minutes after we left he would be banging his wife against the window upstairs so of course when we finally left the idiot driving whipped a sudden u-turn and threw the other guy out of the cart. When we asked him why he did that he said it was because he was going to back to see if he was banging his wife against the window. Sadly he was not.

And days like that are why I love golf.

[Freed Roger]

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/eur ... ods-052313

O'Grady sorry for using term 'colored'

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

http://www.driftlessangler.com/photo-gallery

that looks like a pretty serene place. drinking beer anywhere outside is one thing that really makes me happy. I don't care if its fishing, golfing, at a ball game or just on my back deck; the two just go together.