That first spring evening

[jim]

Mother [expletive] son of a [expletive] god damn mother sucking mother [expletive] [expletive] mother [expletive] dick sucking two ball slapping [expletive] sucking mother son of a bastard [expletive] eating mother [expletive] I can't stand it anymore.

It's [expletive].

[expletive] me. [expletive] me in the [expletive] eye and ear at the same mother [expletive] time.

[expletive] this [expletive].

Five god damned inches of rain and then snow. [expletive] you. Tom Skillethead whacked 3 times tonight during a 2 minute forecast. That's how bad it is here.

Bald headed mother [expletive].

[Radbird]

We may not see Leroy for awhile. South Dakota is in the center of the latest storm system - 18+ inches of snow on the way.

[IndyCards13]

It's probably about 60 degrees here in Indiana. It was up to the mid 70's yesterday, supposed to again today too. It was so nice out last night, around 60.

[TimeForGuinness]

I've already bbq'd 5 times in the last 2 weeks

[JL21]

I'm already ready for fall.

[Maclowery]

First 70+ degree day I've had off. I am very excited to wander around the park all day. Yay for seasonal depression, it makes these early spring days absurdly satisfying.

[lukethedrifter]

Pretty nice weather in Southern Illinois last weekend.

[signthief]

We're getting rain & sleet here tonight & tomorrow with 2-3" of snow possible.

Which is not awesome.

At least the Brewers are tearing it up though.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

I ran the AC for a couple hours yesterday evening.

[jim]

It has rained basically for a week straight, it can't get out of the 40's. It is so depressing I can't even begin to describe it. Today it's actually not raining, but it's windy and raw outside. Tomorrow is 69 with a chance of rain, and then back to the 40's with rain. There is rain in the forecast every single day until next Friday, when the rain will mix with snow.

This Afternoon Partly sunny, with a high near 47. West wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph.
Tonight A 20 percent chance of showers after 2am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 35. West wind 10 to 15 mph becoming light west southwest after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph.
Sunday A 20 percent chance of showers before 11am. Cloudy, then gradually becoming mostly sunny, with a high near 69. Breezy, with a east wind 10 to 15 mph becoming south 15 to 20 mph. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph.
Sunday Night A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 2am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 52. Breezy, with a north wind 20 to 25 mph.
Monday A chance of showers and thunderstorms, then showers likely after 8am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 57. North wind 5 to 10 mph becoming light and variable in the morning. Winds could gust as high as 15 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Monday Night Showers likely, with thunderstorms also possible after 8pm. Cloudy, with a low around 43. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Tuesday Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm before 8am, then a chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 48. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Tuesday Night Showers likely. Cloudy, with a low around 40.
Wednesday Showers and thunderstorms likely. Cloudy, with a high near 51.
Wednesday Night Showers and thunderstorms likely. Cloudy, with a low around 45.
Thursday Showers and thunderstorms likely. Cloudy, with a high near 53.
Thursday Night Rain and snow showers likely. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 36.
Friday A chance of rain and snow showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 44.

Now compare this to St. Louis.

Sunny, with a high near 61. West wind around 9 mph.
Tonight Mostly clear, with a low around 50. Light south wind increasing to 5 to 10 mph in the evening.
Sunday Mostly sunny, with a high near 77. Breezy, with a south wind 8 to 13 mph increasing to 18 to 23 mph in the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 34 mph.
Sunday Night Mostly cloudy, with a low around 57. Breezy, with a south wind 16 to 21 mph decreasing to 9 to 14 mph after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 32 mph.
Monday A 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 8am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 71. South wind 5 to 7 mph.
Monday Night A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 55.
Tuesday A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 71.
Tuesday Night A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 54.
Wednesday Showers and thunderstorms likely. Cloudy, with a high near 70. Chance of precipitation is 70%.
Wednesday Night Occasional showers and thunderstorms. Low around 52. Chance of precipitation is 80%.
Thursday Occasional showers and thunderstorms. High near 58. Chance of precipitation is 80%.
Thursday Night A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 37.
Friday A 30 percent chance of showers. Partly sunny, with a high near 50.

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The weather in Chicago SUCKS ASS. It's horrible here.