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jim
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Before I heaved the one I just [expletive] took a home run cut on the garage. [expletive] paint and wood chips went flying ed everywhere. Felt good. I ain't painting that [expletive] either. That bump is there to stay. [expletive] it.

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We got a foot last week. Sunday it was 65. Yesterday 2 more inches. 50s thru Friday. Snow all weekend.

C'mon winter. Just dump 3 feet on us and go [expletive] away.

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jim wrote:Before I heaved the one I just [expletive] took a home run cut on the garage. [expletive] paint and wood chips went flying ed everywhere. Felt good. I ain't painting that [expletive] either. That bump is there to stay. [expletive] it.
I hate to laugh at other people's misery, but in a few years hopefully you'll be able to look back at this post and appreciate the humorous side of it.

We need a picture to represent Jim vs The Snow, the Final Showdown.

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I got pissed because the god damned snow wouldn't come off the god damned blade. I'd scoop, throw ... and then the [expletive] [expletive] I just scooped was still on the blade. So whack it on the driveway and shovel it again. I was double shoveling and that just pissed me off to no end. So when I was by the garage I swung as hard as I could to knock that off. When the garage wasn't around I just heaved it in the yard and got the other shovel.

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jim wrote:I got pissed because the god damned snow wouldn't come off the god damned blade. I'd scoop, throw ... and then the [expletive] [expletive] I just scooped was still on the blade. So whack it on the driveway and shovel it again. I was double shoveling and that just pissed me off to no end. So when I was by the garage I swung as hard as I could to knock that off. When the garage wasn't around I just heaved it in the yard and got the other shovel.

This has to be an extra [expletive] of a winter for you without your dog. At least dogs get some enjoyment from it.

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First day of spring my ass. Wind chill is close to zero today.

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he's got a terrifying glance in that photo

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Jocephus wrote:he's got a terrifying glance in that photo
That's cuz' he's a cold-hearted bastard.

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In my 12 years of living in Minnesota, this year is easily in the top 2-3 of bad winters - or what feels like it. the worst part is that on the radio this morning, I learned that this winter is extremely average - we're right on the money for average temp and snowfall. Early winter wasn't so bad, but the backloaded cold and snow is making me grouchy. Backloading sucks and I've been getting used to global warming.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:
Jocephus wrote:he's got a terrifying glance in that photo
That's cuz' he's a cold-hearted bastard.
it reminds me of a negative political ad making the opponent look menacing

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