Locked Engorgement Thread

[go birds]

pro·bos·cis
/prəˈbäsəs/
Noun

The nose of a mammal, esp. when it is long and mobile, such as the trunk of an elephant.
(in many insects) An elongated sucking mouthpart that is typically tubular and flexible



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[sighyoung]

pro·bos·cis
/prəˈbäsəs/
Noun

The nose of a mammal, esp. when it is long and mobile, such as the trunk of an elephant.
(in many insects) An elongated sucking mouthpart that is typically tubular and flexible



lol'd

So "Horton Hears a Who" is about an anonymous sexual hook-up?

[Jocephus]

Church Lady: Yes, you seem to have to do that often. Where do people get these wacky ideas, Jessie? Where, oh where, oh where? [ holds up Playboy magazine with Jessica on the cover ] Certainly not from these pictures in Playboy magazine. I'm sure most Christians pose nude all the time. Well, let's take a look at your little pictorial here.. [ flips pages ] Whoo-oo! Well, your naked breasts are oiled up nicely! Your back is arched, causing your bulbous buttocks to tip upward ever so slightly! Obviously, your celestial orifice is engorged and tingly -

Jessica Hahn: Okay,. we get the point, alright!

Church Lady: Alright, just relax, Jessie..

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87fchurchchat.phtml

[Maclowery]

Jocephus made me almost snort Guinness out of my nose. Thats what I get for catching up on GRB after a double shift. High five, sir

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Too much engorgement??

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus#section_2

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She said, "I'd like to introduce your Louisville Slugger to my catcher's mitt."