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You're just lucky that Kansas City has an Alamo Drafthouse now. Go there for their singalongs and other events and find some cool indie movie chick to chat up.

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heyzeus wrote:You're just lucky that Kansas City has an Alamo Drafthouse now. Go there for their singalongs and other events and find some cool indie movie chick to chat up.
And then [expletive] her.

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Should he [expletive] her in the [expletive] or [expletive] her in the [expletive] and then let her [expletive] his [expletive], or should he just [expletive] her hard?

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wart57 wrote:Should he [expletive] her in the [expletive] or [expletive] her in the [expletive] and then let her [expletive] his [expletive], or should he just [expletive] her hard?
Yes.

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Perhaps more 'bat [expletive] crazy' than Flaky, but that coworker I got on a week back informed me the next day that I 'shouldnt act weird' at work. Glad she said it, otherwise I woulda shown up with my I Laid A Coworker! hat or something, apparently. And over the last week this girl has been so cold-shouldered/bizarre to me that half the rest of the staff have come up asking if we hooked up again. Clearly Ive done something wrong, and will never be informed what.

Long story short: bar industry hookups are still 100% worth it

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Maclowery wrote:Perhaps more 'bat [expletive] crazy' than Flaky, but that coworker I got on a week back informed me the next day that I 'shouldnt act weird' at work. Glad she said it, otherwise I woulda shown up with my I Laid A Coworker! hat or something, apparently. And over the last week this girl has been so cold-shouldered/bizarre to me that half the rest of the staff have come up asking if we hooked up again. Clearly Ive done something wrong, and will never be informed what.

Long story short: bar industry hookups are still 100% worth it
What do you care how she is acting, you got laid.

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That's why I wrote the last sentence of the post.

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Maclowery wrote:That's why I wrote the last sentence of the post.
Good job!

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:Here's your problem. She wanted you to [expletive] her when she came over to your place that night. You should have at least [expletive] her.
What are you, out of your [expletive] mind?! You think I'm just going to 'rape' you on the off-chance that hopefully you're into that [expletive]?

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Hahahah we just talked about that bit tonight at work. "Im getti ng kind of a rape-y vibe out of this girl!"

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