Free Omelet for breakfast

[wart57]

Rave - Our office brought in 2 chefs to make omelets for us today as a thanks for saving the company millions of dollars.

Rant: My stomach hurts now, I guess my body is not used to real food for breakfast.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Congratulations on doing your job.

[wart57]

Congratulations on doing your job.

That is about the extent of it.

Now the office smells like melted butter and shattered dreams.

[Leroy]

Probably the pubes.

[wart57]

Probably the pubes.

I strictly ordered mine sans pubes.

[slide_into_first]

What color were the egg shells?

[Fat_Bulldog]

Free diarrhea mid morning.

[wart57]

What color were the egg shells?

I saw no actual shells, the eggs were already wisked....

No runs yet Fat_bulldog, but thank you for your concern.

[slide_into_first]

Were the eggs better at defense and rebounding, or dribbling and jumping?

[heyzeus]

They probably used egg beaters. A fat workforce is an unproductive workforce.