To the person who keyed my car last night

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To the person who keyed my car last night

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It's a shame that your life sucks and as a result you're full of anger and directionless. Hopefully you'll die soon and that will all go away.

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That stinks. The guy who lives in the apartment under me apparently really ticked off a chick a few months ago. She didn't leave a single panel untouched. She wrote nasty things on the hood and roof and there are two stripes all the way around the rest of the truck.

I don't actually know the guy. Only met him long enough to introduce myself as we went opposite directions one day but I can hear him yelling a lot. He also likes to gamble. A lot. And thousands on a game. And his favorite word when he is on the phone (yelling most of the time) is mf'er. I only know that much about him because I can hear him through the floor. His voice carries really well. Never heard the guy who lived below me before him. Never hear the other two guys in the building. Just him.

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You don't have a political sticker on your car, do you?

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Nope, nothing.

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Five months after I bought my 2010 Yaris, I got keyed in broad daylight in the parking lot of Pier 1. One of their employees got it too. Filed a police report but they said it was pretty unlikely they'd find the culprit.

Of course, when people comment on the scratch (all the way across the trunk and down the right rear wheel well), I tell them that while the police don't have any suspects, they're pretty sure the perp is not "an old person with a job."

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Some [expletive] is going around parts of Phoenix torching cars, so it could be worse.

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_so ... -overnight

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about a month ago my truck was backed into and the left rear side now has a large dent in it. i had to park on the street (safe neighborhood) 'cause we were getting a new roof. but when i went out the next morning, huge dent and no note. i have my suspicions it was this recluse [expletive] of a neighbor chick but i have no hard evidence it was her plus im quite confident she would deny it outright anyways.

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Jocephus wrote:about a month ago my truck was backed into and the left rear side now has a large dent in it. i had to park on the street (safe neighborhood) 'cause we were getting a new roof. but when i went out the next morning, huge dent and no note. i have my suspicions it was this recluse [expletive] of a neighbor chick but i have no hard evidence it was her plus im quite confident she would deny it outright anyways.
she would have some your your truck's paint on her car probably

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she has a tire on the back of her jeep. tire hit truck, no paint.

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