Rave: The Onion

[jim]

Is a Ganesh hermaphrodite another term for an elephant?

[MrSaigon]

They don't seem to be kicking me out for not paying anymore. Thank God.

[signthief]

Seriously, if you're an Onion fan, you must own this book:

http://www.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-Century- ... 0609804618

A couple of my favorites:

Will Rogers meets fiery death he doesn't like

And

Mickey Mantle flirting with .400 BAC.

[expletive] hilarious.

[jim]

My brother actually thinks these articles are real, and gets on facebook all indignant and [expletive] when it says something bad about Romney, but kind of does a "see I told you so" when it's something bad about Obama.

It's really hilarious, more funny that the articles themselves.

[lukethedrifter]

same with my step mother.

[AdmiralKird]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney ... now,29571/

[pioneer98]

The Onion's election stuff has been hilarious.

These were also great:
Newborn Loses Faith in Humanity After Record 6 Days

[SHOW]

And:

[SHOW]

[planet planet]

These were also great:
Newborn Loses Faith in Humanity After Record 6 Days

[SHOW]

/quote]

LOL

“For a baby, he sure is an insightful little guy,” Nathan’s mother, Melanie Jameson, told reporters. “My husband and I are a loveless, narcissistic couple whose weird, freaked-out neediness and anxieties—which we sublimate under a mask of facile self-regard—would normally be introjected into our child’s forming psyche over the course of years. But this talented fella just took it all in at once!”

[pioneer98]

Romney still in hot water after reading the Republican platform verbatim

[pioneer98]

And let's hope the terrorists over in the Middle East don't see this one:

Egyptian woman wishes screaming protester husband would go bonkers for her once in a while