Go The [expletive] To Sleep

Hungary Jack · Post by **Hungary Jack** » February 5 12, 8:34 am

You have been cranky all morning. You act like you are tired--stumbling around, rubbing your eyes, and generally being grouchy. So stop whining in your goddamn crib and go the [expletive] to sleep.

IMADreamer · Post by **IMADreamer** » February 5 12, 3:51 pm

Until the crib part I thought you had a hidden camera on me.

Post by **heyzeus** » February 5 12, 9:27 pm

I say these words a dozen times a day.

jim · Post by **jim** » February 6 12, 10:36 am

A little nip in the bottle will put him right out and won't hurt him a bit.

cardinalkarp · Post by **cardinalkarp** » February 6 12, 4:04 pm

I thought this was going to be about the baby book titled "Go the [expletive] to sleep"

wart57 · Post by **wart57** » July 31 13, 9:27 am

I can't believe I forgot how much fun the first months of life for a new baby are. I have slept maybe 6 hrs since Sunday. A constipated baby is a terrible thing.

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » July 31 13, 10:03 am

wart57 wrote:I can't believe I forgot how much fun the first months of life for a new baby are. I have slept maybe 6 hrs since Sunday. A constipated baby is a terrible thing.

Not exactly the once-bitten-twice-shy type, are ya.

sighyoung · Post by **sighyoung** » July 31 13, 10:10 am

I only speak for myself, but I found infants to be a great form of birth control.

TabascoElvis · Post by **TabascoElvis** » July 31 13, 10:56 am

A dramatic reading from Samuel L. Jackson

https://soundcloud.com/rickjamesbiotch/ ... k-to-sleep

Post by **heyzeus** » August 1 13, 8:47 am

I have one child. One. He didn't sleep like anything that could be described as "well" for maybe 15 months. The prospect of a second is borderline traumatizing.

Wart, you are a crazy person. I do not understand your way of life, and think you should be studied by science people with lab coats.

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