The Official WTF Thread

[Hungary Jack]

I enjoy the tomato.

He is obviously getting ready to throw the rainbow trout back.

[cards2468]

if he's supposed to be a QB, why is he wearing 33?

[sighyoung]

I enjoy the tomato.

He is obviously getting ready to throw the rainbow trout back.

I think that's trouser trout, Hungary.

[Hungary Jack]

That quarterback is obviously a Christ figure. Jesus was 33 when he was a crucified. He also performed 33 miracles. Or it could symbolize the double Trinity of the Father-Son-Holy Ghost, and Tebow-football-faith.

Tebow wards off the tomato hurled by heathen disbelievers as he prepares to launch his trouser trout 80 yards downfield to recreate the Immaculate Reception, whereby he will impregnate the Bronco tight end Dante Rosario, giving birth to the Inferno that erupts from the bowels of the mountain west and purifies the nation by incinerating it.

[ghostrunner]

Weird, horrifying story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/18/nyreg ... vator.html

The surveillance video, its images disturbingly clear, ends with a woman being burned alive in the elevator of a Brooklyn apartment building on Saturday.

But in the beginning, it seemed routine: a man dressed as an exterminator, wearing gloves, with a protective mask perched atop his head and carrying a container on his back, takes the elevator to the fifth floor.

Sometime later, an older woman carrying groceries took the same ride to the fifth floor.

Two cameras recording from different positions, one inside the small tiled elevator and another in a hallway, show the doors open and the man with the container approach. The man, who appeared to be in his 40s, first sprays the woman in the face, then douses her methodically from head to toe with what a city official said was an accelerant as she turned and cowered, raising her hands, the grocery bags hanging from her wrists.

Having cornered the woman in the elevator, the man struggles to light a barbecue lighter. He then ignites a Molotov cocktail — a wine or Champagne bottle filled with accelerant with a rag stuffed in its neck. He retreats and comes back again, spraying more liquid on his victim. And suddenly the silent video goes white with a conflagration in the small space: the woman, on fire.

[heyzeus]

holy [expletive] that's [expletive] up.

[vinsanity]

He was angry, he would tell the police on Sunday, because he believed she owed him about $2,000 for odd jobs.

Terrible.

[Hungary Jack]

Burn notice.

[docellis]

[Jocephus]

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