UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

[sighyoung]

High School football coaches make some serious jack. Tell her she has to get in on the ground floor though.

Meaning "start by posing as human furniture," right?

[Fat_Bulldog]

[expletive], sorry guys. My internet at home is out. It went pretty well. I was definitely just being myself, and if she didn't like me, she didn't like me. Turns out she is interested in a second date. Not so sure I am. She was incredibly superficial and was making comments about how I won't make money teaching and my car is a piece of [expletive]. Kind of a turn off, but we'll see how it goes saturday.

I think the right thing to do is pretty obvious. Forget about "dating" this [expletive]. Now you only worry about squirting her which should have been your god damned goal in the first place.

[heyzeus]

Trade in your hoopty for a Kia Rio. It makes the ladies wet.

[Swirls]

WTF is a Kia Rio?

It's a Ria Rio, dammit.

[cpebbles]

Are you sure? Kia is a car company, and I'm pretty sure Ria made my first MP3 player.

[cards2468]

Are you sure? Kia is a car company, and I'm pretty sure Ria made my first MP3 player.

They went on to make a few prototypes of the "Ria Rio" that were released to the public. The government forced Ria to end production after it was discovered that it's too effective for getting girls to drop their panties.

[lukethedrifter]

[expletive], sorry guys. My internet at home is out. It went pretty well. I was definitely just being myself, and if she didn't like me, she didn't like me. Turns out she is interested in a second date. Not so sure I am. She was incredibly superficial and was making comments about how I won't make money teaching and my car is a piece of [expletive]. Kind of a turn off, but we'll see how it goes saturday.

I think the right thing to do is pretty obvious. Forget about "dating" this [expletive]. Now you only worry about squirting her which should have been your god damned goal in the first place.

Dude's lucky she made herself clear from the get go. I'm with FB, squirt and run.

[sighyoung]

Are you sure? Kia is a car company, and I'm pretty sure Ria made my first MP3 player.

http://gatewayredbirds.com/forum/viewto ... =4&t=43058

In addition, we realized that JCShutout had conquests in every single Ria Rio in North America, so TGantz, fly abroad to get one fresh off the assembly line.

[Maclowery]

Yeah dude… hit it and split it.

You'll find better. Nice to have a training wheels date to get your feet wet again.

[TGantz]

Kind of went on a second date today. Took her to Soulard Market and we had fun walking around, getting some vegetables for a dinner I was cooking for my family, and experiencing some historical St. Louis. Had the classic Bloody Marys down there, the great fresh donuts, and had a nice little picnic.

I like her. I was a little turned off by the ribbing about my job, school, and career choice. But I think she was just being nervous and didn't know what to talk about. Because she's been way different since that first date.