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lukethedrifter wrote:I can't decide where to post this so it goes here. The other day I was driving west on Watson when I saw a bicyclist up ahead in the distance- a dangerous enough activity based on commentary read in these pages, when something struck me. He was wearing a white cycling jersey with a big red .... wait... I think that's a ... a.... (I need glasses)... a big red C on his back. But wait, inside the big red C is something blue ... a goddam baby bear... no [expletive] way ... that dumb [expletive] Cubs fan is riding his bicycle on a street filled with red neck Cards fans wearing a Cubs jersey.
And that logo probably has never looked more like a bullseye than it did right there.

I mean, it is wrong to run over a human being. But seriously, no good can come of wearing that.

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I was just prank called. Apparently someone kidnapped my dog and is holding it hostage at Walgreens. Interestingly enough, I went tanning yesterday (going to Florida) and the gay gentleman at the desk asked for my number (I'm very cautious about giving out my number for this very reason). The prankster had the slightest tinge of a gay accent. More investigation is needed, I'm going back tonight...

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longhornbaseball wrote:I was just prank called. Apparently someone kidnapped my dog and is holding it hostage at Walgreens. Interestingly enough, I went tanning yesterday (going to Florida) and the gay gentleman at the desk asked for my number (I'm very cautious about giving out my number for this very reason). The prankster had the slightest tinge of a gay accent. More investigation is needed, I'm going back tonight...
Did you know he was gay because of his light blue shorts?

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JackofDiamonds wrote:Did you know he was gay because of his light blue shorts?
That would have been a dead giveaway, but no.

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There are Journey "groupies" waiting for them to perform on the Today Show. Really???

Now there's a WTF if I've ever seen one.

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lol. Some little Asian dude has replaced Steve Perry.

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I guess Journey fans wait faithfully, with open arms, and don't stop believin' because the band plays any way you want it with lovin', touchin', and squeezin' while the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.

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sighyoung wrote:I guess Journey fans wait faithfully, with open arms, and don't stop believin' because the band plays any way you want it with lovin', touchin', and squeezin' while the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.
And when it's over, they all go their separate ways?

I went to Yahoo to try to find pics of Albert's hit and I see "Trending: Casey Anthony masks."

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