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[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

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[G. Keenan]

God bless America.

Edit: Btw, this might be the greatest website I've ever seen:
http://www.teamghostriders.com/index.html

After nine major surgeries encountered while fighting bulls, I began to put together the dog and monkey act and concentrated on comedy. I wanted an act that no one would forget in rodeo and felt performing with three dogs and three monkeys would accomplish my goal.

[JL21]

I wanted an act that no one would forget in rodeo and felt performing with three dogs and three monkeys would accomplish my goal.

That guy is a [expletive] genius.

If enjoying rodeo cowboy monkeys riding dogs is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[G. Keenan]

I wanted an act that no one would forget in rodeo and felt performing with three dogs and three monkeys would accomplish my goal.

That guy is a [expletive] genius.

If enjoying rodeo cowboy monkeys riding dogs is wrong, I don't want to be right.

His site is a total gold mine. I love everything about it.

[haltz]

I don't know why exactly but I love this snippet so much

"Tough Enough to Wear Pink" day is always a special day at the rodeo, so that is why at the Ellensburg WA rodeo I chose to do something I had never done before. I performed with four dogs and four monkeys for the first time ever and we were all sporting "Pink" in support of the Tough Enough Campaign.

[G. Keenan]

I don't know why exactly but I love this snippet so much

"Tough Enough to Wear Pink" day is always a special day at the rodeo, so that is why at the Ellensburg WA rodeo I chose to do something I had never done before. I performed with four dogs and four monkeys for the first time ever and we were all sporting "Pink" in support of the Tough Enough Campaign.

It's so great. There's something about the combination of sincerity, enthusiasm, and slightly off sentence construction that makes it hilarious and charming. Like, "so that is why at . . .[,]" which makes him sound like an eager middle-schooler concluding a social studies presentation, only he operates a [expletive] monkey rodeo instead.

I love this from the Heroes and Friends section:

My fourth hero, is my greatest! A little two year old girl, named Lakelynn, who has changed my life completely. I only get to see her 5 or 6 times a year, and that is what I call tough. She is my greatest life challenge. You only have a short time to be here, so treasure it with all you have. Be kind to everyone, is what her mother and I always try to teach her. It is up to everyone to do their part, and make this world a better place to live. The late, Winston Akers, once told me words to live by, he said: "Where you find success, you find sacrifice. It wasn't the fruit in the tree, it was the pair on the ground."

[AdmiralKird]

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[heyzeus]

I love this from the Heroes and Friends section:

My fourth hero, is my greatest! A little two year old girl, named Lakelynn, who has changed my life completely. I only get to see her 5 or 6 times a year, and that is what I call tough. She is my greatest life challenge. You only have a short time to be here, so treasure it with all you have. Be kind to everyone, is what her mother and I always try to teach her. It is up to everyone to do their part, and make this world a better place to live. The late, Winston Akers, once told me words to live by, he said: "Where you find success, you find sacrifice. It wasn't the fruit in the tree, it was the pair on the ground."

The pair of what on the ground?

[JL21]

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[cards2468]

I love this from the Heroes and Friends section:

My fourth hero, is my greatest! A little two year old girl, named Lakelynn, who has changed my life completely. I only get to see her 5 or 6 times a year, and that is what I call tough. She is my greatest life challenge. You only have a short time to be here, so treasure it with all you have. Be kind to everyone, is what her mother and I always try to teach her. It is up to everyone to do their part, and make this world a better place to live. The late, Winston Akers, once told me words to live by, he said: "Where you find success, you find sacrifice. It wasn't the fruit in the tree, it was the pair on the ground."

The pair of what on the ground?

Clearly a man with such testicular fortitude must drag his balls on the ground.