IT's TEH InvincibleCakeEater SuperHappyFunThread!!!

[letsgocards89]

For you Cowboys fans, your very own Martellus Bennett loves Captain Crunch

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[Bo Hart]

OK, that last video is hilarious.

[stlouie_lipp]

Holy crap!

http://deadspin.com/#!5774681/strap-in- ... ike-course

[G. Keenan]

Holy crap!

http://deadspin.com/#!5774681/strap-in- ... ike-course

South America baby.

[stlouie_lipp]

Holy crap!

http://deadspin.com/#!5774681/strap-in- ... ike-course

South America baby.

That was you on your Ross Gran Tour, wasn't it?

[G. Keenan]

Holy crap!

http://deadspin.com/#!5774681/strap-in- ... ike-course

South America baby.

That was you on your Ross Gran Tour, wasn't it?

I wish. Buses, taxis, and clueless bimbos in SUVs who've had one too many mimosas at brunch don't phase me, but put me on any kind of incline and I'm a total [expletive].

[Cronos]

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[JL21]

I love that the kid in front of him can't even be bothered by such shenanigans.

So apparently, former Denver Broncos and Atlanta Falcons kicker Jason Elam has written a book called Monday Night Jihad and Patton Oswalt was on air somewhere reading some passages from it. The teams in the book- I [expletive] you not- are called the Colorado Mustangs and they play the Oakland Bandits.

I kind of want to buy it to read it on my next flight. Anyway, here's a passage from the book. It's basically about sweaty nutsacks.

As Riley wiggled out of his uniform and pads, he noticed a familiar smell beginning to permeate the room. The postgame locker room odor was something that all veteran ball players were used to, though for the novice it could be quite overwhelming. There was always an underlying rank stink - mostly sweat mixed with doses of whatever else might come out of a body during its various stress-related processes. After a loss, the stench sometimes seemed overpowering. But after a win, the locker room had the smelly pungency of victory. Today, the steam that clouded up eyeglasses and camera lenses didn’t seem quite so bothersome; the humid heat that flattened fabric of any kind against skin seemed a little less sticky. The piles of equipment and wads of tape strewn across the floor seemed a little less hazardous. Victory made everything and everyone more beautiful.

[sparks]

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You can't have to many doilles and if you have an extra throw it over the old TV.

[lukethedrifter]

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Ironmike has grandkids??