Cats
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Maclowery
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Re: Cats
My kitten has officially become a man-cat. Went to mow the lawn today, opened the garage and saw a stank-ass dead chipmunk laid out, right in the middle of the garage. Walter has officially made his first kill. I'm very happy that he's grown up, rid me of that annoying-ass varmint sqwuaking under my bedroom window every damn morning. Added bonus, he didn't try to eat the little turd.
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ghostrunner
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Re: Cats
I don't get why people want dogs. I have a cat now who happens to act like a dog, so I can't stand him. Ideally a cat comes around once in a while for a petting, chills out for a bit, and and then disappears for half the day or more. And catches mice, which mine does, so I have to give him some credit there.
Dogs are constantly up in your [expletive], won't leave you alone when you come home, and they have to be walked and brushed and scooped up after. They stink and eat a [expletive] load of food. They fetch balls if you throw them, so I guess there's that.
Maybe I'm biased because I have to fix computers at homes every now and then. I'll get there, and the dog jumps up on me first thing - so it'll be some big ass setter or something scraping his big black paws against me, and the owner just stands there going "I hope you like dogs." No, I love this, why don't you just let it continue? Let him slobber all over my feet too while he's at it. Fantastic.
Dogs are constantly up in your [expletive], won't leave you alone when you come home, and they have to be walked and brushed and scooped up after. They stink and eat a [expletive] load of food. They fetch balls if you throw them, so I guess there's that.
Maybe I'm biased because I have to fix computers at homes every now and then. I'll get there, and the dog jumps up on me first thing - so it'll be some big ass setter or something scraping his big black paws against me, and the owner just stands there going "I hope you like dogs." No, I love this, why don't you just let it continue? Let him slobber all over my feet too while he's at it. Fantastic.
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Hudler
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Re: Cats
your cats name is Walter?Maclowery wrote:My kitten has officially become a man-cat. Went to mow the lawn today, opened the garage and saw a stank-ass dead chipmunk laid out, right in the middle of the garage. Walter has officially made his first kill. I'm very happy that he's grown up, rid me of that annoying-ass varmint sqwuaking under my bedroom window every damn morning. Added bonus, he didn't try to eat the little turd.
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Maclowery
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Re: Cats
You're damn right it is.
The kindergartner next door to me calls him Wally though, because she has a bully in her class named Walter.
Since his first confirmed kill, he now spends as much time as he can laying (lying? Hell. I still get that wrong. English sucks) right in the middle of the garage (I dont bother to put the car in over summer), hoping another little [expletive] of a chipmunk comes in through however the hell they get in.
The kindergartner next door to me calls him Wally though, because she has a bully in her class named Walter.
Since his first confirmed kill, he now spends as much time as he can laying (lying? Hell. I still get that wrong. English sucks) right in the middle of the garage (I dont bother to put the car in over summer), hoping another little [expletive] of a chipmunk comes in through however the hell they get in.