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It's time, GatewayRedbirdians. It's time to predict the future. But not with sensible, well reasoned arguments. No. Get the [expletive] out of here. It's time for BOLD PREDICTIONS. Put yourself down on the permanent record of time (or at least til we forget to pay our server host and this all disappears)

Wetherholt is on the roster all year and finishes second in ROY voting,
Beef jerky makes a surprising comeback.
Dustin May had a 3.50 ERA and is traded by early August.
That thing on the back of your neck? You finally get it looked at, and it's benign, thankfully.
Nelson Velazquez has an .850 OPS
The Cardinals lose 100 games for the first time since Teddy Roosevelt was president.
a Family Matters musical is all the craze on Broadway.
Quinn Matthews is in the rotation by May and looks good, actually
Every Yankee suffers a significant injury. Yes, all of them.
Spain shuts down the Strait of Gibraltar, just for the [expletive] of it.
Victor Scott steals 45 bases but also hits .200 so

Pallante is the only pitcher to make more than 30 starts for us this year.

Ivan Herrera is our All Star representative
Our season is over June 23, at least in terms of making the playoffs
Oli gets ejected for arguing with an ABS challenged strike call

Cardinals win precisely 69 games.

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote: ↑

March 13 26, 9:19 am

Cardinals win precisely 69 games.

hot

Jordan Walker crushes the 30 HR* mark.

* career

They finally give up on Gorman and Walker. A year too late. No one they had to clear at-bats for this season ends up being a consequential part of the future: Fermin, Saggese, Church, etc. The front office realizes it needs to completely overhaul the lineup. Two years too late. The rebuild stalls because they didn’t add anyone who can hit this past winter.

I really hope that Family Matters musical happens.

Vegas has put the over/under on the Cardinals innings I will watch at 2. I'm taking the under.

Fat_Bulldog wrote: ↑

March 13 26, 1:22 pm

I really hope that Family Matters musical happens.

As Ghandi said, we need to be the change we want to see in the world. I think I can write the script if you can handle the score and lyrics.