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"Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 1:02 pm
by heyzeus
I wish this was a joke.

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Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 1:03 pm
by Joe Shlabotnik
give me an f'n break.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 1:06 pm
by mikechamp
If someone gets out of one of those and is not dressed in full camo, they should be laughed off the face of the Earth.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 1:35 pm
by MrCrowesGarden
Posted this in the transit/transpo thread in Politics:

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 3:22 pm
by IMADreamer
That's a rednecks wet dream there. I expect them to start turning up around here any minute.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 7:58 pm
by obucard
So many "compensating for something" jokes, so little time.

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 8:26 pm
by CardsofSTL
Besides the obvious nonsensical things do they not realize giving some of these whackjobs with guns a vehicle like this is [expletive] stupid?

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 23 23, 9:11 pm
by Joe Shlabotnik
CardsofSTL wrote:
January 23 23, 8:26 pm
Besides the obvious nonsensical things do they not realize giving some of these whackjobs with guns a vehicle like this is [expletive] stupid?
No. In fact, I believe it's the point. I mean, think of the number of libs you could mow down at the next BLM march or county democrat summer picnic?

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 24 23, 7:46 am
by Radbird
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Hurry - at these prices they won’t last long!!!

Re: "Tactical Urban Vehicles"

Posted: January 24 23, 1:59 pm
by G. Keenan
I would take that $200 - $500k and just relocate myself to a country without insane levels of violence.