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"Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 7 22, 6:44 pm
by Famous Mortimer
The sign behind the batter at Busch Stadium.

I want to help hegetsus.com with some more phrases for their baseball advertising. Why don't you help em too? I'll start with:

"The Only Stealing Jesus Allows"

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 7 22, 6:57 pm
by Popeye_Card
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s Budweiser.

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 7 22, 11:58 pm
by Leroy
I miss the rainbow haired John 3:16 dude that somehow showed up at every game ever.

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 10:58 am
by Famous Mortimer
"Church Is A Real Home Run"

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 12:31 pm
by heyzeus
Jesus Saves...but Tkachuk gets the rebound and scores.

Oh sorry wrong sport.

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 12:36 pm
by Popeye_Card
Jesus never blew a save.

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 1:47 pm
by BottenFieldofDreams
Jesus: the reason for all but strike-shortened seasons.

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 1:48 pm
by BottenFieldofDreams
Jesus: What, are you calling Mike Matheny a liar?

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 2:09 pm
by BottenFieldofDreams
Jesus: Miraculous on three days’ rest.

Re: "Jesus Forgives Errors"

Posted: September 8 22, 2:59 pm
by heyzeus
BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑
September 8 22, 2:09 pm
Jesus: Miraculous on three days’ rest.
Wow. This is solid work, right here.