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Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 2 20, 10:30 am
by heyzeus
Vote or wood chipper

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 2 20, 11:11 am
by Radbird
Wiki is never wrong.

Newtons (cookie)

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 2 20, 12:15 pm
by CardsofSTL
As they are present in the all important new cookie poll that is being conducted in the highly scientific environs of GRB laboratories; they're obviously cookies.

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 2 20, 5:26 pm
by Joe Shlabotnik
No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 2 20, 5:34 pm
by go birds
fig newtons are cookies just like hotdogs are sandwiches

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 3 20, 12:42 am
by CardsofSTL
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 3 20, 8:20 am
by heyzeus
CardsofSTL wrote:
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.
Yeah, and North Korea says it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 3 20, 9:45 am
by CardsofSTL
heyzeus wrote:
CardsofSTL wrote:
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:No. They are a fruit bar.

Unless you are without refinement and taste.

Then, yeah, they look like a cookie to you.
More snobbery. It says cookie right on the packaging.
Yeah, and North Korea says it's the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
I rest my case.

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 3 20, 9:47 am
by Fat_Bulldog
No.

Re: Are Newtons even cookies?

Posted: February 3 20, 9:50 am
by CardsofSTL
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