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Let's put the baseball articles that make you want to punch a wall in this thread. I figured this was a better forum for it than the main Baseball one.

Sorry but this one got to me today, and yes it is yet another one about the Cubs:

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainmen ... ll/476151/
Even fans without a particular interest in the historical aspect may well find themselves enamored with this Chicago team as the 2016 season unfolds, owing to its approach instead of its potential streak-ending significance. The Cubs offer something for nearly every preference. The pitching aficionado will enjoy the work of Arrieta, whose grim stare and heavy black beard brings to mind a hardened Arctic sea captain and who pitches in a manner that fits the image. Devotees of the long ball in its current, post-steroidal form will have something to watch every time the Cubs’ batting order nears the middle, where Rizzo and Bryant wait to bash any pitcher’s error into the Wrigley Field bleachers. Defense, too, figures to be on display, with Zobrist and Russell teaming up for clever double plays and Heyward snaring balls that looked like sure hits leaving the bat. And for the type of fan inclined to obsess over lineup orders, positional platoons, and defensive shifts, the ever-tinkering Maddon will make a fine stand-in.

The task of a club is not to pursue balance, of course; it is to win. In putting together the 2016 Cubs, Epstein no more honored the game’s variety than he did when assembling those comparatively one-note 2004 Red Sox. He simply tried to make his team as good as it could be, and in the present climate, the best teams tend to be the most resourceful.
It’s fitting, then, that the team predicted to be this year’s best should have versatility as its benchmark. If the Cubs look strong through the summer, the talk among baseball fans will inevitably center on thwarted curses and realized dreams, and if they advance deep into the postseason, that talk will spread to most everyone with access to a newspaper or television. The stakes are of the sort that can set a team apart even among the company of fellow champions. The fun of these Cubs, though, is much the same as the fun of baseball as a whole in this blooming, curious period. They are bold and nuanced, audaciously talented and carefully built. They’ll crush late-inning homers and work quiet walks. They’ll play the game any way you like.
I know these kind of articles fawning over the Cubs are not at all unusual but they managed to find the most annoying way to convey the fact that the Cubs are better at every aspect of the game than any other team.

It's going to be fun to bring back all these articles when they fail to meet these ridiculous expectations.

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Anything by that Hochman character.

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whose grim stare and heavy black beard brings to mind a hardened Arctic sea captain
Ah, those canny Cubs, capturing the all important "people who like Arctic sea captains" demographic.

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It’s fitting, then, that the team predicted to be this year’s best should have versatility as its benchmark. If the Cubs look strong through the summer, the talk among baseball fans will inevitably center on thwarted curses and realized dreams, and if they advance deep into the postseason, that talk will spread to most everyone with access to a newspaper or television. The stakes are of the sort that can set a team apart even among the company of fellow champions. The fun of these Cubs, though, is much the same as the fun of baseball as a whole in this blooming, curious period. They are bold and nuanced, audaciously talented and carefully built. They’ll crush late-inning homers and work quiet walks. They’ll play the game any way you like.
This makes me want to move abroad even before we elect Trump or Cruz president.

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i can only imagine how insufferable a THE ATLANTIC article is...regarding any topic really

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I swear I will find some non-Cubs ones to post but have to get these out of my system. Emphasis added is mine:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/co ... /83551730/
Jake Arrieta’s dark brown eyes flash that stare that’s become all too familiar to opposing hitters, but instead of rage or indignation, there’s almost empathy.

Arrieta, amid the finest 24-start pitching run ever produced in baseball history, has sensed a reluctance from peers and fans to fully embrace the enormity of his greatness.
Guys can you believe there are people out there that don't like Jake Arrieta? Anyway, the real injustice here is that the Cubs didn't give him a 7 year/$200 million contract extension this past offseason.
Arrieta and agent Scott Boras asked for a seven-year contract extension this winter. The Cubs, Boras said, weren’t willing to talk about more than three or four years.

They’ll talk again this winter, but considering that Arrieta is actually pitching better than a year ago, the price tag only goes up, and free agency gets a year closer.

“It’s like being in a museum and seeing contemporary art on one side,’’ Boras said, “and the Mona Lisa on the other. We’re both in the same museum. We both agree that the art is great.

“But we’re in two different hallways.’’
I also learned that minor league innings don't count when talking about aging and pitchers (Arrieta has just under 500 minor league innings).
More important than the beach bod is the low odometer - Arrieta’s pitched just 826 innings in the major leagues, thanks to frequent shuttles to the minor leagues in Baltimore, and should have less than 1,200 career innings when he hits the market.

Greinke, by comparison, had 2,094 career innings pitched when he got his megadeal from Arizona.

“I think the age thing is just something to say,’’ Arrieta said. “When it comes up with my age, I’m like, let’s just end the conversation there. That’s irrelevant to me. I’ll pitch until I’m 40."

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Gordo... go figure.
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Gordon... his baseball writing is about as dumb and shallow as it gets.

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I hope Heyward plays terribly....but why would the Cubs be worried?

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