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Dear typical online Cardinals fan,

After reading so many discussion forums, I've decided that it's people like you who give Cardinals fans a bad name. You all sound like spoiled brats because we don't dominate every single game we play. You are the queens of overreaction. This is your typical response after a Cardinals loss: Oh no! We're ONLY tied for first place in the division. We need to fire Matheny and release Craig because we're not 10 games in front of the Brewers.

Give me a break. I live in Colorado and I know Rockies fans that would give their left arm to have a season like the Cardinals are having this year. You're the same type of hypocrites who wanted to run Lynn out of town this past offseason, but now praise the ground he walks on. Same thing happened with Lohse after the 2011 season. Everyone wanted to trade the bum even though he was the best pitcher on the staff that season. Then the next year he hits free agency and everyone begs him to come back. I'm ashamed to share the same fan base with people like you.

I apologize to the silent majority that are Cardinals fans. You're wonderful, and I love you.

Normally we say "welcome to the board," but in this case, welcome to my balls.

Dear Pompous ass that just joined GRB (or is a long time member hiding behind a new screen name) Well I won't bother to write the rest of that as you probably already know what I think of you.