First they ate ALL the tomatoes. Now it's the Rose of Sharon flowers.
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 17 14, 3:38 pm
by Jocephus
Estelle Costanza: Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?
George Costanza: For a woman.
Frank Costanza: A woman? What are you out of your mind?
Estelle Costanza: Why can't you do anything like a normal person?
Frank Costanza: Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 18 14, 11:46 am
by Numbers
Those thugs ate all my pomegranates off the tree as well.
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 18 14, 1:09 pm
by stlouie_lipp
What about squirrels of the rallying variety?
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 18 14, 1:17 pm
by AWvsCBsteeeerike3
This morning, AW jr and I went for a walk. We were watching birds at a bird feeder in our neighbors yard. About 20-30 feet overhead there was a squirrel orgy going on. All sorts of [expletive] or fighting. I looked up right in time to see one get knocked off the limb and fall towards earth.
As he fell, I had to grab AW jr for fear this flying squirrel was going to land on his head. As I picked him up and moved away, this squirrel lands like 2' from us. I looked at him and was like..."Do you even know how to have sex wihtout falling out of the tree? Dumbass!"
He stares at us for like 5 seconds, obviously stunned from that cunning put down, and then runs off back into the squirrel orgy.
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 18 14, 10:51 pm
by go birds
looooooooooooool
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 19 14, 8:27 am
by Freed Roger
Big Galoot can be rented.
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 19 14, 9:52 am
by lukethedrifter
Can he climb trees?
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 19 14, 10:45 am
by Freed Roger
lukethedrifter wrote:Can he climb trees?
He wishes. He still tries (walks and stalks), but his squirrel catching days are dwindling.
When he was in his prime, there was a squirrel cavorting in our yard. A young Little Freedette opened the back door and he flew out, caught the squirrel - and was just a about to shake the life out of it - until I stopped the Galoot and he dropped the squirrel. Stunned squirrel managed about 7 feet up a tree trunk and sat there for half hour in state of shock, while the Galoot stared at it the entire time until I forced him inside.
Later that day at the park next door, a small child was pretty interested in a zombie state squirrel - "Mommy, this squirrel is friendly!"
Back to the tomatos - at what stage of tomatodom, did the squirrels destroy it? Mine is starting to blossom but no tomatos yet, and I still need to bolster defenses. Did you use anything?
Re: Squirrels
Posted: July 19 14, 1:35 pm
by KyCardinalFan
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:This morning, AW jr and I went for a walk. We were watching birds at a bird feeder in our neighbors yard. About 20-30 feet overhead there was a squirrel orgy going on. All sorts of [expletive] or fighting. I looked up right in time to see one get knocked off the limb and fall towards earth.
As he fell, I had to grab AW jr for fear this flying squirrel was going to land on his head. As I picked him up and moved away, this squirrel lands like 2' from us. I looked at him and was like..."Do you even know how to have sex wihtout falling out of the tree? Dumbass!"
He stares at us for like 5 seconds, obviously stunned from that cunning put down, and then runs off back into the squirrel orgy.