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This morning has been a land of [expletive] za experience. I ordered some pictures to pick up at walgreens. Go to walgreens. Printer is down. An email would have been nice but whatever. So they send me to the next walgreens down the line. I go. Its 845. The lady at the picture counter says they don't open til 9 and I should drive 10 minutes further down the line to a walgreens thats open. Well....lady, wouldnt it be quicker and better to just wait? Yes. But they don't open til 9. I dony know why she disnt just print them but whatever. Get candy and go to panera (gag) to get Mrs aw breakfast, a souffle thing. After waiting 10 minutes for this dip [expletive] to orser, I order. A souffle thing. 20 minute wait for a [expletive] egg? God [expletive] damnit [expletive] mothers day [expletive] blows. Panera sucks ass. Hole. Walgreens suck as hole. People suck ass hole.

This one mope literally took 10 [expletive] minutes to order. He read the menu like 8 tomes and asked ab every item. And then ordered a souffle which is why im waiting for one. Gdi. Dude looks like he gets out of the basement once a year...mothers day. He's w his 90 year old mother and deserving of a slow punch

Good news. They gave the souffke to the wrong person and had to cook another one. Another 15 minutes !! Cant make this [expletive] up.

Oh good they gave it to a [expletive] kansas fan. Im just guessing bc he has on a kansas shirt kansas hat and looks like a real dbag.

This [expletive] weird guy that never gets out of his basement keeps staring at me. At this point I hope he attacks me so I cam unleash my rage.

Happy Mother's Day Mother<expletive>s.

(Not at you beerstrike, just trying to keep it in the spirit of the thread)

Panera Bread is terrible. Just terrible.

Why does Panera even exist? Walgreen's sucks too. "I see three". Well you cheap [expletive] if you would just hire one more person and not expect the workers to do eight god damned things at the same time you wouldn't "see three" as often. I'd love to stab that [expletive] Walgreen guy in the eyeball with a fork until the eyeball came out and I would then shove it down his throat.

Happy Mother's Day everyone btw!

Was AW drunk on Mother's Day morning?

This was a sober rant. Everything was a perfect storm of [expletive]. And I was irked.