Designated Driving

[Lesson]

Granted, I don't have a problem being the DD, but I do have an issue when you [expletive] call me after the party and ask for a ride at 10:25 at night.

[Popeye_Card]

Related rant: parties that end at 10:30.

Kids these days.

[lukethedrifter]

If you're still woozy from a slow punch you don't make a good DD.

[jim]

What are you doing sober enough at 10:25 at night to be a designated driver?

[heyzeus]

That's after my curfew.

[JackofDiamonds]

Were you not at the party and people called you to come pick them up?

[cardinalkarp]

I'm confused, isn't this better than being called at 3am & have to give someone a ride?

[Lesson]

Were you not at the party and people called you to come pick them up?

A friend did, yes.

I'm confused, isn't this better than being called at 3am & have to give someone a ride?

True. But it's not cool when you have no [expletive] idea where the party is.

[cardsfansince82]

Sounds like quite a friend you've got there. You don't even get to be sober guy at the party.

Next time he calls, go pick him up and get in a major wreck. Preferably making a left turn in front of an oncoming car. He probably won't call you the next time he needs a ride.

[Radbird]