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First off I hope the person that did that went home, because he's obviously very ill. Second, I'm curious as to how it even happened. The only thing I can think is that they lifted their ass off the seat and just blew. I mean Jesus Christ you need to get Dexter in there to do a splatter analysis to really know for sure what happened:

"The victim had a bacterial infection, was sitting here ... (looks at all four walls), sat up to reach for something .. here, and then WHAM. (waving arms to simulate the splatter)."

Really what the hell dude.

Gross.

Because my bro-in-law worked for the (small) cruise line I was on, I was talking to some of the staff when they dropped in the conversation that the meteorolist from Boston left his bathroom looking like that most days. Yuk.

I feel bad for Alma who is going to have to clean that. The good news is I'm going to learn a bunch of new Spanish cuss words today!

mikechamp wrote:Hopefully, she refuses and demands the offending party spray it all down with a hose. If the excretory offender won't come forward, then all males should have to work on it together. That'll get the culprit outed! (maybe)

No joke. She should outright refuse. There's a level of accountability that starts way before explosive feces.

Excretory Offender would be a good metal band name.

Maybe the dude was raised by skunks and it was a defense mechanism.

lukethedrifter wrote:Because my bro-in-law worked for the (small) cruise line I was on, I was talking to some of the staff when they dropped in the conversation that the meteorolist from Boston left his bathroom looking like that most days. Yuk.

People from Boston are animals. Who is the swine?

jim wrote:

lukethedrifter wrote:Because my bro-in-law worked for the (small) cruise line I was on, I was talking to some of the staff when they dropped in the conversation that the meteorolist from Boston left his bathroom looking like that most days. Yuk.

People from Boston are animals. Who is the swine?

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