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RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 2:48 pm
by Molly
C'mon. You're both looking to cheat and just because of a fluke/coincidence you are each other's "mystery date." Bite me
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 2:51 pm
by JL21
Yeah, but let's not lose sight of the real reason for the rant- it's a [expletive] horrible song.
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 2:54 pm
by jim
I like how he says in the last verse: IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT all emphatic and [expletive].
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 3:03 pm
by Cronos
I remember watching an old Behind the Music a few years ago where they interviewed Rupert Holmes and he said something along the lines of:
"I just want everyone watching this to know right now: I do not like Pina Coladas. Do not come up to me and ask me if I like Pina Coladas. Do not order me a Pina Colada if you see me in public. I will throw it back in your face. I [expletive] hate pina coladas."
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 3:05 pm
by Joe Shlabotnik
You know what's REALLY rant worthy here?
The song is called "Escape" people.
It's "Escape", OK?
"ESCAPE"!!! "ESCAPE"!!!! "ESCAPE"!!!!!~!!!~!~!!!!~!~11
get it right for crissake...
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 3:14 pm
by heyzeus
That song is [expletive].
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 3:16 pm
by Joe Shlabotnik
heyzeus wrote:That song is [expletive].
Seriously, yes. Reading the quote above from Holmes gives me pleasure. I'll be sure to order him TWO pina colada's if I see him out. Not that I have the slightest idea what he looks like.
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 3:18 pm
by JackofDiamonds
Joe Shlabotnik wrote:heyzeus wrote:That song is [expletive].
Seriously, yes. Reading the quote above from Holmes gives me pleasure. I'll be sure to order him TWO pina colada's if I see him out. Not that I have the slightest idea what he looks like.
Like Kenny Loggins.
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 3:45 pm
by wart57
[expletive] you, it is now playing on a loop in my [expletive] brain. [expletive]!!!!!!
Re: RANT: The Pina Colada Song
Posted: March 20 13, 8:14 pm
by ghostrunner
i kind of have a spot in my heart for 70's/80's soft rock like this. I can't help but feel like I'm back in my old house or the backseat of my parents' car, and it feels good. I have a Pandora station based on "Baby Come Back" and I've gone to sleep listening to it a few times. I know, it's lame.