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Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 6 13, 8:21 pm
by jim
Did it again tonight ... took a shower and just threw all of the clothes wherever. Got out ... which one is the clean underwear? Hmmmmm .... I wear colored underwear so no real markers so to speak. Only way you can tell for sure is the smell test, and I picked the wrong one tonight.
Hate when that happens.
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 6 13, 10:41 pm
by sighyoung
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 7 13, 7:55 am
by lukethedrifter
Oh. So you're not wearing your wife's panties?
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 7 13, 9:05 am
by wart57
1st world problem?
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 7 13, 2:44 pm
by obucard
lukethedrifter wrote:Oh. So you're not wearing your wife's panties?
I admit that's what I thought this thread was about.
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 7 13, 5:58 pm
by Radbird
You should've just posted this in the "Things I'd rather not know" thread
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 17 13, 10:56 am
by jim
I had an incident in the gym locker yesterday, I pulled my clean shirt out at there was a two big wet spots on it. It was a grey t-shirt and it showed pretty well. The guy next to me noticed it and I could see him kind of looking at me wondering what I was going to do. I studied it for a few seconds, couldn't figure out what it could possible be, and then did the only thing I know to do. Reluctantly I brought it to my nose for the smell test .. fearful of what this could be.
Coffee. I had a travel mug in there that I hadn't completely emptied and it spilled on the shirt. I felt I had to announce it to the guy, so I said "coffee" out loud.
I was so relieved.
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 17 13, 8:01 pm
by cardsfansince82
Don't get soft on us, jim. You're supposed to throw that shirt on and walk around daring someone to say something.
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 18 13, 7:48 am
by Jocephus
At first, it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.
Re: Rant: Picking the wrong pair of underwear
Posted: March 18 13, 10:25 am
by jim
cardsfansince82 wrote:Don't get soft on us, jim. You're supposed to throw that shirt on and walk around daring someone to say something.
It was wet and I thought it would not be a good idea to wear a wet shirt, even with a windbreaker style Cardinal jacket over in this weather. So I wore no shirt, just the jacket. Turns out that nylon windbreaker material gets REALLY cold when it's 35 degrees out. The wind would push that jacket material against my skin and it was cold as an ice compress.
