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Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 10:25 am
by wart57
Rave - Our office brought in 2 chefs to make omelets for us today as a thanks for saving the company millions of dollars.
Rant: My stomach hurts now, I guess my body is not used to real food for breakfast.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 10:38 am
by AWvsCBsteeeerike3
Congratulations on doing your job.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 10:40 am
by wart57
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:Congratulations on doing your job.
That is about the extent of it.
Now the office smells like melted butter and shattered dreams.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 11:23 am
by Leroy
Probably the pubes.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 11:35 am
by wart57
Leroy wrote:Probably the pubes.
I strictly ordered mine sans pubes.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 1:36 pm
by slide_into_first
What color were the egg shells?
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 1:45 pm
by Fat_Bulldog
Free diarrhea mid morning.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 2:16 pm
by wart57
slide_into_first wrote:What color were the egg shells?
I saw no actual shells, the eggs were already wisked....
No runs yet Fat_bulldog, but thank you for your concern.
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 3:41 pm
by slide_into_first
Were the eggs better at defense and rebounding, or dribbling and jumping?
Re: Free Omelet for breakfast
Posted: February 1 13, 3:47 pm
by heyzeus
They probably used egg beaters. A fat workforce is an unproductive workforce.