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Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 2:49 pm
by wart57
My wifes hot cousin moved in last weekend.

This will not end well.

Especially if she continues to wear those tight sleep pants.

Oh, and Mrs. Wart is pregnant. I am going to be a daddy for the 4th time. Any women not on the pill should probably avoid my posts, ot I just need to wear a condom all the time....wait, what?

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:05 pm
by thrill
It's not going to end well, how?

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:08 pm
by Radbird
Your life is a sitcom.

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:16 pm
by Molly
Congrats on baby #4. You have some mighty healthy swimmers :wink:

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:17 pm
by wart57
bob thrill wrote:It's not going to end well, how?
I can feel the tension already. All of my wife’s cousins have told her she needs to be nicer too me, and I can just see the fight already, with Mrs. Wart accusing me of instigating things. I glanced at hot cousin when she walked right in front of me the other night and Mrs. Wart was watching to see if I was staring, I was not - and won't. In spite of our issues, I love my wife very much, and would never do anything to intentionally cause her pain. I would never cheat on my wife, ever, but I tend to be a bit of a flirt without even knowing it. I joke around a lot, and my wife thinks I am flirting. I have to be someone I am not to keep peace, and it is tough. I hope we don't have any big fights, because it is not good for anyone involved, but her cousin had no-where else to go, so we opened our door to her. But, as my Dad always says, no good turn goes unpunished.

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:19 pm
by wart57
Molly wrote:Congrats on baby #4. You have some mighty healthy swimmers :wink:

Thanks, but in spite of the joking about it, we really didn't use any precautions, we really want a boy, so we tried. My 3 girls are the light of my life, so if we have another girl, we will be thrilled again. I LOVE BEING A DADDY!

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:21 pm
by Molly
wart57 wrote:
bob thrill wrote:It's not going to end well, how?
I can feel the tension already. All of my wife’s cousins have told her she needs to be nicer too me, and I can just see the fight already, with Mrs. Wart accusing me of instigating things. I glanced at hot cousin when she walked right in front of me the other night and Mrs. Wart was watching to see if I was staring, I was not - and won't. In spite of our issues, I love my wife very much, and would never do anything to intentionally cause her pain. I would never cheat on my wife, ever, but I tend to be a bit of a flirt without even knowing it. I joke around a lot, and my wife thinks I am flirting. I have to be someone I am not to keep peace, and it is tough. I hope we don't have any big fights, because it is not good for anyone involved, but her cousin had no-where else to go, so we opened our door to her. But, as my Dad always says, no good turn goes unpunished.
Hubby and I opened our door to his brother years ago for about 6 months. The first time the BiL walked in the room wearing nothing but a speedo (summer; house does not have central A/C) hubby confronted his brother with "Go put some clothes on...NOW!!!" Hopefully your wife will do the same w/her hot cousin.

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:34 pm
by stlouie_lipp
Let me get this straight: 1) you see hot cousin in skin tight pants, 2) you get, um, you know, 3) wife gets preggers.

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:35 pm
by thrill
Wart, you say she has nowhere else to go and yet, last I checked, I still have room at my place.

Re: Shoot me now.

Posted: November 28 12, 3:36 pm
by wart57
stlouie_lipp wrote:Let me get this straight: 1) you see hot cousin in skin tight pants, 2) you get, um, you know, 3) wife gets preggers.
Yes, every time I get a boner my wife gets pregnant, just like every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings.