Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

[Tambourine Man]

My weird question of the night from last night.

The cat can be prepared anyway you see fit, so that means buns and condiments are allowed. It's not a large portion of cat, maybe 1/8 LB.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Hells yeah.

I've been saying this for awhile about the chinese food cat myth. If it tastes good I really don't give a [expletive] what it is.

And for 5K I can probably get like 5-7 1991 Nissan Sentra's.

[Michael]

Yes, I could take a great vacation with that money. I'm not a big cat lover anyway.

[Cronos]

For $5,000 you'd probably be surprised at what I'd do.

[lukethedrifter]

Yes, I could take a great vacation with that money. I'm not a big cat lover anyway.

Yes, but a kitten is a small cat.

[epinephrine]

Haha.

[JCShutout]

I think I'd eat any non-human animal for $5k

[Maclowery]

Hell, I'd almost consider eating my own cat (if I had one) for 5000. A random one? Fo sho.

You should make this relative. Say, for 1 month of income. I'm at poverty-level income, and have creditors very angry with me, so 5k is life-changing, not just bonus-money.

[cardsfansince82]

Where do I sign up?

[JackofDiamonds]

Wait a minute, I want to change my vote. You edited the title.